knellofarciel:

technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition

next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder

zsnes:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

eating pussy = taste bad, salty, takes too much time. never makes me laugh

watching television = lights and also colors, there is noises sometimes too. always makes me laugh every time

if u never laugh eating pussy bro i hate to break it to u but yur girls pussy isnt funny enough

whats clown pussy taste like you cotton candy idiot fuckin dummy

man: dr i am very depressed. i feel like life has no meaning

doctor: dont worry see great clown pussy in town, very funny

man: dr i am clown pussy

averagefairy:

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day

i got on antidepressants meant to also help w anxiety and, they’re working pretty good, yes “I should have done this a decade ago the first time i got hit with teenager depression”, I know. i’ve been dizzy all the time though, which should go away soon

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

Trans masc mood of the night: suddenly being overcome with the desire to steal your boss’s name as a power move. Just walk into work like “bitch I’M Kevin now”

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

This is so fucking funny.

I’m going to be on my death bed thinking, “bitch I’M Kevin now”.

hungwy:

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

this-antigravity:

when i was like 6 i made a poptropica character and the oldest age you could pick was 15 and i distinctly remember saying “good thing nobody lives that long”

murkmen:

kuipernebula:

I love how the 5e corebook is very clear about how dragonborn do not have tails and literally every player and DM since has unilaterally said “That’s fucking dumb give them a tail :/”

if you give them a big stupid dragon head but no tail theyll be top heavy and fall over. this is so sad 1000 like

lesbadora:

she-ra: *lifts a wagon over her head and smirks*

perfuma, a simple femme: *stutters over her words for the next hour and doesn’t even look at anyone else*