i had a dream last night that i was a werewolf, but when i tried to use my claws they were still clipped down and all i could think was “damn my useless lesbian hands”

pugna:

black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad

twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane

Ha more like

Black Mirror: As technology moves forward and becomes an integral part of our society how will we change? What does it mean to be human?

Twilight Zone: *long drag of cigarette* Let me tell you why you fucks deserve this hell you’ve created.

are there bisexual equivalents to words Butch or femme?

yourspineclosetomine:

daddy-doms-are-gross:

Historically the words Tomcat and Doe were used and got more popular in the 90s (when bisexual communities became more prominent in society)! @tomcats-and-tophats is one of the more prominent blogs about gnc bisexual women on tumblr

i can totally approve of tomcat

yiffmaster:

man-in-space:

geckopirateship:

Wine forgery, like art forgery and art theft, shouldn’t be illegal, just like any other crime where the only consequence is obscenely rich people having slightly less money

While we’re on the topic of art forgery, what about a poor family that saves every dollar to make an art investment only to find out later that it’s worthless? That’s not someone “obscenely rich” losing out.

sorry johnny there’s no dinner tonight, we need to save all the money we can to get that Rothko at Sotheby’s next week

cupcakelogic:

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[image caption: a black dog says “no need to be best, only good and kind”]

Source: cupcakelogic

teacuptribbles:

The only way Tarantino’s R-rated Star Trek will be worthwhile is if it’s a two hour remake of “Amok Time” with even more grinding in the dirt.

americans is there anything that’s historically prevented you guys from introducing double dissolutions in an amendment or something. bc the government can’t actually shut down here and i’d assume that’s the case for much of the world?

YOU 👏 CAN 👏 STILL 👏 GET 👏 ERECTIONS 👏 IN 👏 SPACE 👏

softtrade:

This is related but also like a larger point but why is it that people can conceptualize “men opening their legs on the bus” as like an act of oppression but once you get to trans women the bar is like… yr not affected or marginalized unless you’ve literally been murdered

the real question is if human brains are biological computers then why don’t magnets kill us?