did you click on my blog expecting βjokesβ?? Fool. I am the joke
Author: peasantchick
how does one depression spiral but in the opposite direction?
writers: can literally write anything they possibly want. anything at all
writers: yea time for more sadman deadwife my favorite
@whosplayerthree wait do the furry robots bring you the food?β¦
i thought this was a simpsons gag. which gravity falls referenced, and the joke was like, wouldnβt it be fucked up if it was real?

DM treats her players like kindergardners.Β It works.
you know what, iβm mostly just sad they never got taught this stuff as kids.
Transcript for those on mobile:Β
β we used to have a dm but he got tired of dming so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library at first we played at one guyβs dorm but she didnβt like that because it was messy and we usually wouldnβt bother showering sometimes or dressing well because we didnβt care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside itβs a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and i donβt hear that very oftenβ
βi donβt know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying clever tactics and letting everyone do something everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though and no she hasnβt said anything about the other stickers except that sheβs saving themβ
βbecause itβs not just that i like her as a dm but sometimes sheβll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from grease and make us all singβ
Someone else: βHow the fuck do you not know what your DM works as?β
βi havenβt asked her one guy tried to once but weβre not supposed to talk about non game related stuff when weβre playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but sheβs never done that before so we knew she was actually being seriousβ
βat the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if weβd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food nowβ
Okay, while I love the First Doctor all of you going on and on about how MoffatΒ βmadeβ him sexist obviously either have never seen a full episode or youβre looking at him through rose colored glasses.
The First Doctor once threatened to spank Susan in the exact same manner he threatened to spank Bill.
The First Doctor did expect women to clean up after him – as shown by how he treated one of the 5th Doctorβs companions.Β
The First Doctor was created and written in the 1960s when casual sexism wasΒ βmore acceptable.β (It really wasnβt but people tend to view it that way.) If you go back and actually watch the episodes that survived youβre going to find WAY more sexism than you want to believe.
So, Moffat didnβtΒ βmakeβ the First Doctor sexist, he just made the first Doctorβs sexism more in your face.
We have seen every episode of the First Doctor countless times, including every single recon and weβre pretty sure weβve been paying attention and not actually been asleep during them. We also arenβt looking at him through rose tinted glasses as we have no loyalty to that era or nostalgic bias having only discovered it in 2010. Our defence of One comes from the butchering of his character to make modern writers seemΒ βbetterβ in comparison. Seriously, One said more sexist lines in that one Christmas episode than his entire three years in the 60β²s which is like 130 episodes where we werenβt cringing at how sexist he was.Β
Yes, he did say to Susan about the smacked bottom but donβt know how you can say its the same. Susan caused a mess, is his granddaughter, and the whole point of that story is that he hasnβt realised she is a woman and not a child anymore. He says something silly that a grandparent might say to someone they still believe is a child. Bill is a grown woman who the Doctor has known for barely any time, he eavesdropped her conversation, told her what to do and threatened to smack her bottom. The Doctor didnβt go around telling Barbara or Sara or the astronaut Carol he was going to smack their bottoms.Β
No, the First Doctor never went around telling women to clear up after him. That line to Tegan was written in the 80β²s and was yet anotherΒ βhaha sexist 60β²sβ mis-characterisation of One in another multi-doctor special. Yep, weβve watched every First Doctor episode, never once did he ask someone to clean after him and especially not act as though that was all they travelled with him for! He valued and respected all the women who travelled with him. Evidence for that is in every damn story. (except the first because heβs an alien arsehole before his character development). And thatβs another thing the Xmas special was One at the end of his era so heβs the best he should be then.
Yes the First Doctor was created and written in the 60β²s (largely overseen by the showβs only ever female head btw) and yes, casual sexism existed and yes once or twice it might have cropped up in scripts but not in the Doctorβs mouth and really compared to other shows of the time it really wasnβt anything terrible. Sexism was actively cut from early era scripts, thereβs evidence of it, one by Hartnell himself because he hated a line about women cleaning! And todayβs Doctor Who episodes are far from perfect in this regard but does that mean in years down the line Twelve should be mis-characterised to say that the 2010β²s were not perfect?Β
If you go back and watch the episodes that survive which is more than are actually missing then youβll actually find very little of what youβre suggesting. Weβve watched most of Doctor Who and the First era is one we find the least worrying in terms of sexism. We arenβt pretending it doesnβt exist, for the most part it isnβt there and it certainly isnβt a Doctor proclaiming women are made of glass. If we think somethingβs sexist weβre aware of it and weβve seen countless films and TV of the era that highlight this well. This era was much more progressive than its given credit for with extremely well rounded female characters and a complex Doctor who was not simply a walking talking sexist caricature.Β
So, no Moffat DID make the First Doctor sexist. He did it for cheap laughs because it didnβt even have any social commentary anyway. He did it to say βhey look how old the show is and how cool we are now and how look next Doctor is a woman.β He used the First Doctor as a mouthpiece for what he thinks the 60β²s is like which makes no sense seeing as the Doctor is a time travelling alien not a 60β²s dude with a pipe and slippers. If he wanted to make a statement he could have used the captain to spew all the sexism. No, he wanted the Doctor to do it because lolz old men being sexist is hilarious and what better than shift the focus from his own Doctorβs and eras sexism?Β
The First Doctor was written in a time when attitudes were different but to write him wrong and out of character is a disservice to the character and the actor and the writers and creators who made this programme that weβre still watching today. The First Doctor returning should have been a fun meeting between two Doctors instead it was cringe-worthy, wrong and embarrassing. And what for? Some random dialogue that wasnβt funny?Β
But guess we donβt know anything about the First Doctor era. Suppose we should re-watch it for the 100th time and find out what we missed!
have u ever tried reblogging something without using the xkit thing. wild. never doing that again
Bad writer who doesnβt understand the value of brevity: βFor sale, baby shoes, never worn.β
Me, a good writer: βBabyβs dead.β
learning that the chuck e cheese robot furries are a real thing makes a lot of memes make a lot of sense. those haunting eyes have context now
