im not a gamer but i can sympathize, because i know its been a hard couple of weeks for all of you. first sans fucks your mom and then mr mime fucks your mom too. im sending thoughts and prayers.

a tshirt that says “ONLY YOU CAN SEE ME”

frozenspots:

i would already die for ryan reynoldschu

Source: frozenspots

[id: tweet by @newLettuce reads: “Dad: Thanks for cleaning your room Emily. Unlike certain other children of mine, who will remain nameless.

Son: *eyes swelling up* Please give me a name, I’m 17”]

memesonthehour:

[id: “Child: When I grow up, I —

Anti-Vaccine Mom:”, the attached image is of spongebob squarepants in a cowboy hat, saying “slow down there buckaroo”]

remarkablydaft:

milknjuice:

flunked my ancestry.com dna test

I turns out i dont have any dna the scientists were fucking shocked

cainstims:

source

Source: cainstims

grapesodapaladin:

I am a stress elemental

prokopetz:

Dealing with death in tabletop RPGs:

Miraculously returned to life by kindly old priest

Soul implanted in clockwork robot by ethically dubious wizard

Filthy druid speed-runs cycle of reincarnation, brings you back as an owl

Replaced by identical twin with suspiciously similar name seeking revenge for death of sibling

Talk GM into making the next adventure a flashback to before you died

Promote familiar or animal companion to player character status

Apply ghost template and continue adventuring, but now with awesome ghost powers

Invoke “you keep what you kill” and declare that the monster that killed you is now your character

Just show up again next session, claim to have been on vacation, and refuse to acknowledge any suggestion to the contrary

Actually roll up a new character

bioillogically:

little boobs. petitties