my cat is a shoulder cat!!!!! i just have been holding them wrong for 2 Years

remember that cummies is sjw bitcoins

Day 6 – Fairytale Girlfriends, a fine excuse to draw two lady knights smooching. That’s one way to disarm your opponent!

Find my wlw “Inktober Girlfriends” prompt list here!

Source: sparklenaut

elusivemellifluence:

whitepeopletwitter:

Unfaithful

[Image description: tweet by Sassparilla @Megatronic13. It reads:

Peacock: *spreads feathers at me*

Husband: It’s trying to attract you as a mate

Me: *shyly lifts top*

Husband: no]

flowerais:

you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let everything slip and become apathetic & cynical toward yourself and your life. you need to accept that it takes time to change and it’s ok to fall over as long as u get back up. every morning is a new start and things don’t have to be this way forever. you can heal and you can change.

honeybottledrip:

kngshxt:

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

new favorite brand of humor:

nausicaaharris:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat

The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms

The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is

The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is

The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are

The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is

coolxatu:

coolxatu:

i was really unprepared me for how ominous this was going to be

i was really unprepared for this one too but for different reasons

acoustic lightsaber

henstomper:

henstomper:

*robert de niro in heat voice* i do what i do best, i make hamburger. you do what you do best, you eat the hamburger

before i made this post i honestly didnt realize what “robert de niro in heat” could be interpreted as

baracknobama:

Bae: Tell me something sexy in Spanish

Me: Agua. Tierra. Fuego. Aire. Hace mucho tiempo, las cuatro naciones vivían juntas en armonía. Entonces, todo cambió cuando la Nación del Fuego atacó. Solo el Avatar, maestro de los cuatro elementos, podría detenerlos, pero cuando el mundo mas lo necesitaba, se desvaneció. Cien años pasaron y mi hermano y yo descubrimos el nuevo Avatar, un maestro aire llamado Aang. Y aunque sus habilidades para controlar el aire eran grandiosas, tenia mucho que aprender antes de estar listo para salvar al mundo pero yo creo que Aang podra salvarlo.