the only reason i still have depression is because i canβt take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
Author: peasantchick
this download of black lightning has refused to subtitle the words Ass and Hell so far
Got Ham City
a concept: a buttplug with a thin hole drilled through the middle of it so you can still poop, but at Maximum difficulty
Getting wet intentionally is relaxing, while getting wet unintentionally is very discomforting
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someone who uses tumblr.com: you shouldnβt use ao3 because parts of it are bad
Every now and again I get updates from my friend studying vet med
Cats have no code of ethics confirmed
[id: handout reading:
Handling: General Considerations
The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has noΒ βcode of ethicsβ or consideration for its own future. In a fair fight it will win.
1) DONβT FIGHT A CAT
2) USE YOUR BRAIN
3) USE DRUGS]
anyone who thinks thirteen wouldnt just gonna sit there grinning and repeatedly pressing the custard creme button until theyve either accumulated a massive hoard of cookies or the tardis cuts them off is dead wrong
The TARDIS just straight up conditions the Doctor to fly her correctly lmao. They get a cookie when they donβt leave the brakes on or drag her through a temporal displacement they caused.
sadfghj positive reinforce ur time lord into half way decent driving
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