i wholeheartedly blame the back to the future series for every straight guy being into incest now
Author: peasantchick
seeing somebodyβs domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robeβ¦ does he know any spells?
seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack
op i have a question
Man that guy who painted the Mona Lisa is pretty good
anyone know if he does commissions?
Bad news guysβ¦
lemme guess. that was his only normal piece and the rest is sherlock inflation art
[id: tweet by kat kuhl @kat_kuhl_ reading βsometimes a friendship is just two people taking turns infodumping about terrible franchises the other has no interest in until one of you diesβ. from 7/8/18, 8:19 pm]
Since itβs National Coming Out Day, Iβd like to take the time to formally announce that Iβm coming out of my cage and Iβve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kissο»Ώ
tfw transmisogyny!
Motherly Cleric, to crying woman: Are you alright? What happened?
Crying Woman: T-The goblinsβ¦ they attacked meβ¦ they k-killed my husband and childrenβ¦
Motherly Cleric: How long ago was this?
Crying Woman: Just a couple days ago
Motherly Cleric (OOC): Okay, so too soon for flirting
Deleting your paragraph to text back βokayβ = GROWTH
Deleting your one word reply to type out how you actually feel in a constructive and honest manner = GROWTH
not wasting your energy on someone/something that isnβt worth it = GROWTH
realizing something is important to you and actually taking the to address it, instead of brushing it off and not communicating effectively = GROWTH
weβre feeling grown in this chiliβs tonight
Sleep is the bodyβs best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours.
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