me, clicking Watch Later on a video i really do want to watch: goodbye forever tbh

I’m So Fucking Lonely But There’s No Socially Acceptable Way To Tell People That

tired: humans are a kind of chimp

wired: humans are a kind of bonobo

a guide to tumblr text posts you do not understand

if everyone else seems to understand it and they seem happy about it, it’s the mcelroys

if everyone else seems to understand it and they hate it, it’s homestuck

ironmanstan:

if punching someone is called a knuckle sandwich then hitting someone with ur knee should be called kneesburger tha k you for your time!

dajo42:

dajo42:

dajo42:

tiefling bard/barbarian multiclass with clown makeup and goat horns

another tiefling, this one’s a rogue with mismatched horns, they have the Lucky feat and are really into like, spiders or something

the three kinds of response ive had to this have been like

1. the unsuspecting “cool i like it”

2. the knowing, judging “i hate this”

and

3. “what if there was a tiefling that had bull horns and fought with a lance in a wheelchair”

huzzahitsthedoctor:

geekandmisandry:

eschatonin:

geekandmisandry:

fmlcomic:

geekandmisandry:

sischel25:

geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

The greatest betrayal of my whole life was learning that rainbow ice cream is just vanilla ice cream with colouring.

I can never bounce back.

I will take you all down with me.

I trusted you!!

That’s why you get rainbow sherbet not rainbow ice cream. Cmon people y’all amateurs

What the hell is rainbow sherbert? Do you just mix all the powders together??

It’s a frozen desert between ice cream and sorbet. Sherbet comes in several fruit flavors but the rainbow sherbet is usually lime, raspberry and orange, although some brands also include pineapple. It isn’t as heavy as ice cream but is creamier than sorbet.

I’ve never heard of it and I’m very suspicious.

Wait what I thought Sherbert was like the icing sugar, citric acid, flavour powder stuff

This our sherbet.

Australia is a strange place

starjeweled-alpenglow:

criplit:

My dad found me a disability activism pin from the 70s…aaaand I love it.

[ID: picture of a pin badge. It is white with a drawing of a wheelchair on the right and big blue words that say “Build Ramps Not Bombs”]

Source: criplit

c-bassmeow:

yourownpetard:

inabasket:

elasticitymudflap:

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted.

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i

me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!