The notion that all bisexual men are slutty drama queens is a nasty stereotype. It’s purely coincidental that I find every single media character who fits that stereotype intensely relatable.
A sims mod can let you wear a bathtub as a hat which will still function as a bathtub, and the people on the bathtub can also wear it as a hat and it goes on until-BATHCEPTION
If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling.
Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.”
After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”
chaotic evil
chaotic learning
I used to tell my 7th grade class a pack of lies at the beginning of the year. They would nod and pretend they knew about it. Then I would say, “Did you know everything I just told you was a lie and you believed it because you don’t know history and tend to believe authority figures?” I still have students in their 20s remind me of how traumatized they were by a teacher lying to them and that they always double check everything.
Totally unrelated but in senior year a group of boys in my class glued gullible to every ceiling in every classroom they could. Just so they could say it and it would be true.
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
[image: screencap of a tweet by @alexandraerin. The reason sex with a vampire doesn’t usually result in pregnancy isn’t because their sperm is dead, it’s because the vampire can’t come inside without an invitation. Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk.]
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