a catholic reading the Voyages of Sinbad: *wipes tears from eye* it sure is, buddy

the act of eating puss shall henceforth be referred to only as; havin’ a sinful chinful

Yeah sex is cool i guess (if you’re into that sort of thing) but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself “God”?

mutant-aesthetic:

that’s literally what sex is though

only if you’re a Puritan or just do it REALLY WELL

the existence of goth girls and a moth man point towards the existence of an elusive third creature, some kind of noth nonbinary.

What kind of girls are you into

hookayy:

girls out of my league

pants that you unzip into shorts:

are they ports or shants

oh no i thought zendaya was the name of an overwatch fighter

cartocn:

She-Ra season 1 trailer

hollyblueagate:

i need a live action lilo and stitch, not because it’ll be good or anything but because i want to know what stitch looks like that he’s plausibly a dog but is so fucked up and ghoulish that people question that constantly

chaosmaid:

thanbk:

yourgothboyfriend:

valid-bastard:

Challenged to a knife fight at Claire’s

Won a knife fight at Claire’s

died in a knife fight at Claire’s

haunting the lipgloss display eternally as penance for my senselessly violent knife-based death at Claire’s