montygreen:

“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this

#he would also never do anything (by @horusporus) al;skdjflkasdsj omggg

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things:
-urgency
-challenge
-novelty and play
-interest
-being a contrarian little bitch

things from sappho to call your girlfriend

thoodleoo:

ἀστέρων πάντων ὀ κάλλιστος (of all the stars, the fairest)

πόλυ πάκτιδος ἀδυμελεστέρα, χρύσω χρυσοτέρα (far sweeter-sounding than the lyre, far more golden than gold)

τὰν ἰόκολπον (violet-tressed, one with violets in her lap)

ὦ κάλα, ὦ χαρίεσσα κόρα (o beautiful, graceful girl)

ἦρος ἄγγελος ἰμερόφωνος ἀήδων (nightingale, sweet-voiced messenger of spring)

damespock:

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

operationsc:

flubz:

you-or-your-memory:

carryonmy-assbutt:

merinnan:

myangelofthelord:

merinnan:

marimopet:

gotitforcheap:

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more’n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

war-lesbian:

audrey-scorne:

if you ask me, all possible posts have already been made and we merely draw them onto this plane from the ether

post-platonism

stormsbreadth:

thetransintransgenic:

thetransintransgenic:

Y’know what is a CRIMINALLY underused Meme Template?

That one political cartoon from the Dreyfus Affair. You know the one.

“… and above all, may we not discuss the Dreyfus Affair.”

… They have discussed it…

[id: a french political cartoon with two images, the first showing a family sat down at a table ready for dinner, and the second showing that same family now having a vicious fight over the dinner table. The captions are as written above. end id]

carbonscales:

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

pom-seedss:

sunclean:

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me

I only have about a dozen things to talk about that I cycle back and forth from but I am always super supportive and happy to see you!

[id: “when you order mashed potatoes and fries with the same dish:”. the picture is of a man pouring bottled water on their face while in the pool.]

Source: memesandlaughs.com