Since the monster who originally posted it did not provide a link to the tweet or the fic and I KNOW y’all, here
[id: a tweet by @prkrpete reads: “ive discovered that seinfeld fanfiction does, in fact, exist, and may actually be the absolute best thing in the world“.
the attached image is a snippet of a sienfeld fic. It reads: “The next afternoon, Jerry was still thinking about the kiss. Then, Kramer walked in eating a large watermelon.
“Hey, Jerry,” Kramer said.
“Hey, Kramer.” He paused. “Ever kiss another man before?”
“Well, sure,” Kramer said. He then failed to elaborate.”]
i love how ppl feel the need to say “huuuh how do people let their cats get so fat” like cats are some kind of naive todlers and not 100% aware of what they’re doing
so many households have one fat cat and one skinny cat. you think it’s the human’s fault ? you ever tried denying food to a cat ? we don’t own them, we serve them and if they’re using us to get fat they’re just the smartest people on earth and they’re living their best life
My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code
There are 4 types of responses to this post
1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”
2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”
3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am
4)
[ID: a tumblr reply from angeliphobia saying “bold of you to assume england exists”]
mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss
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