[id: tweet from muva tae [bird emoji], @otaaee: i asked my 8 yr old sister what she wanted to b when she grew up & she said “i actually dnt wanna b anything”. & when i asked her why not she said “its too much work”. i never felt anything on a spiritual level more than that right there]
[Caption: Four gifs of Chidi from The Good Place.
First: Chidi has a horrified look on his face and there’s text that reads, “(existential crisis)”
Second: Chidi says, “I’m going to… start crying.”
Third: Chidi says, “I’m scared of everything.”
Fourth: Chidi says, “Oh, wow. I’ve never been happy.”]
archaeology conspiracies make me laugh so fucking much because like… none of us can agree on ANYTHING have you ever been in a room with more than 2 of us do you REALLY think anyone could get us to cover something up en masse like are you aware of the amount of coordination that would take that we as a field 100% do not possess
ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside
yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right
you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right
YALL
YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM
RIGHT?
I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.
THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T
I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.
y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.
because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame
[id: 6 cat pictures. pic 1 is of a fluffy orange cat, sitting in a doorway looking up shocked. a possum is behind it. the cat is labelled “chidi”, the possum is “the desire to use almond milk in his coffee”
pic 2 is a grey striped cat desperately trying to put it’s face in a bowl. a human hand is pushing the cat back by the head, but it’s still leaning forward into it, making its eyes look huge.
the cat is “chidi” and the bowl is labelled “almond milk”.
pic 3 is a light grey cat sitting next to the edge of a sink, labelled “chidi”, next to a carton of milk, labelled “almond milk”. the cat is making a really intense facial expression, and scrunching up it’s face like it’s angry or sick
pic 4 is a very blurry picture of a cat, it’s eyes are closed and baring it’s teeth, as if crying out or hissing. it’s labelled “chidi after drinking the almond milk”
pic 5 is a very fluffy cat lying down on it’s back, it’s wide eyes open as if in shock, as someone is vacuuming it’s tummy. the cat is “chidi” the vacuum head is “almond milk related guilt”
pic 6 is a grey cat looking sad and hunched over, with a human hand giving it the middle finger. the cat is labelled “chidi drinking the almond milk”, the hand is “also chidi”]
[image: screencap of a tweet by @collegeproblem. imagine if parent/teacher conferences existed in college… dad: how’s my son doing? professor: i have never seen this man in my life]
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