liache:

whatever happened to banksy’s evil disneyland. did they just leave it there. is the grim reaper still jammin it to stayin alive while riding a bumper car

fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

hellenhighwater:

shinelikethunder:

cupofcoffin:

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire. 

f4rfields:

• EPISODE 10 PART 1/3 *ENGLISH SUB*
• 240p quality
• the inevitable drop to 144p quality because you’re streaming video in 2006 What Did You Expect???? 
• going on gaia while your video buffers in another window 
• no tabs we kill the windows XP taskbar like men
• OP with english translation at the bottom and romanisation at the top but you can’t read either because 80% the time because they picked some curly font in a color that blends into the rest of the video
• subtitle font becomes absolutely unreadable at the inevitable quality drop no matter what color or font its in
• translator’s notes with ^___^ or O_o;;
• you were probably watching: naruto, death note,

  full metal alchemist,

  fruits basket,

  gurran lagann, ouran high school host club, inuyasha, or the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya

• This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

• “just according to keikaku”
• (translator’s note: keikaku means plan)