October canβt come soon enough
IT IS AUGUST
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
Author: peasantchick

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βGender – not in my household
Pronoun – They
Interested in – Women
Religious views – Women
Political Views – WomenβEnd ID.]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.
okay wow
[id: a tweet from Spence (@SpenceDen) on January 8, 2018, that reads,Β βMillenials. Walking around like they rent the place.β /end id]
All y’all bitching about the ATLA live action Netflix series saying βOh no not again!β likeβ¦ this has never happened before? Idk what y’all are talking aboutβ¦ weβve never had any kind of ATLA live action content and Iβm excited but nervous to see what Bryan and Mike do because theyβre our bros!
There is no M.Night Shyamalan in Ba Sing Se.
can already sense the Zutara/Kataang drama. its been 84 yrs,,,,,,, pls let me rest. im 21 i dont need this kind of anxiety. p sure i have ptsd. my sanity ,,,,,,,,,,,,,my cabbages
βBees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.β
β i love medieval bestiaries so much
I wish I could have been a biologist in the olden days so I could just make up whatever I want and never have to collect any data
Are you implying this isnβt 100% accurate
what if we pronounced female like tamale
Every parody of Star Trek TOS: βIt appears weβve once again crossed paths with our old enemy, Emperor Zorblax!β
Every actual episode of Star Trek TOS: βIt appears weβve once again crossed paths with our old enemyβ¦fascism.β
ngl i think part of why welcome to night vale and discworld both appeal to me so much is that im a slut for things that draw you in with goofy ridiculous humour and then with no warning slam you over the head with chunks of philosophy shit that gives you a fucking existential crisis for like 2 minutes and then diffuses the tension with a stupid pun



