jezunya:

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louwodaklironkru:

wildnoutinwildemount:

All y’all bitching about the ATLA live action Netflix series saying β€œOh no not again!” like… this has never happened before? Idk what y’all are talking about… we’ve never had any kind of ATLA live action content and I’m excited but nervous to see what Bryan and Mike do because they’re our bros!

There is no M.Night Shyamalan in Ba Sing Se.

the-macra:

tinfoilrobot:

echymosis:

β€œBees are the smallest of birds. They are born from the bodies of oxen, or from the decaying flesh of slaughtered calves; worms form in the flesh and then turn into bees. Bees live in community, choose the most noble among them as king, have wars, and make honey. Their laws are based on custom, but the king does not enforce the law; rather the lawbreakers punish themselves by stinging themselves to death. Bees are afraid of smoke and are excited by noise. Each has its own duty: guarding the food supply, watching for rain, collecting dew to make honey, and making wax from flowers.”

β€” i love medieval bestiaries so much

I wish I could have been a biologist in the olden days so I could just make up whatever I want and never have to collect any data

Are you implying this isn’t 100% accurate

thesnadger:

Every parody of Star Trek TOS: β€œIt appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy, Emperor Zorblax!”

Every actual episode of Star Trek TOS: β€œIt appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy…fascism.”

zagreus:

ngl i think part of why welcome to night vale and discworld both appeal to me so much is that im a slut for things that draw you in with goofy ridiculous humour and then with no warning slam you over the head with chunks of philosophy shit that gives you a fucking existential crisis for like 2 minutes and then diffuses the tension with a stupid pun