for the next pokemon game nicknaming should work on a professional horse racing level, ie literally no pokemon in all of history can have the same nickname, also you get unlimited space to name your pokemon, also you literally must nickname your pokemon, also and this is the most important bit everything is online so there is a constantly updated database of names that you are no longer allowed to use, this is the gameplay innovation this series has been waiting for
those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one
monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients
human brain: hehe leg smooth
*looking at a tiger*
monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us
human brain: hehe kitty wana pet
monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water
human brain: wheee swimmy
Monkey Brain: go to sleep already, we only have so much energy stored over.
Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy
The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”
To be fair only few cats deal with capitalism. The vast majority already live in a welfare system. They lay around all day and get free shit paid for by someone else.
Ther are great programs out there that places non domesticated feral cats with businesses to help with their rodent problems. The cat gets to do a job and in return gets food, water, shelter.
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