peasantchick

doubletranquility:

slimegirls make some noise!

*ominous wet sloshing*

dicks out for logic is most illogical

babygoatgf:

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

lesbianprince:

[blows a kiss] for every autistic member of the lgbt community

it seems like the pm doesn’t want to outlaw conversion therapy because he doesn’t want to take the option away from gay adults. he’s really convinced it’s entirely grown ass adults making this decision for themselves. and there’s no outside coercion there whatsoever. as if it’s a human right to get yourself tortured if you really want to. sure m8

i tore through my room looking for my glasses and they were just hiding in the blankets. the blankets i bunched up and threw in the corner to look for my glasses

mechalesbian:

using “i’m gay” to justify yourself and your decisions is good and fun when it’s to defend your tacky outfit or your 3am impulse-buys on amazon but don’t let me catch you using it to defend your racism and transphobia babes!

skranko:

Watching xena
Heartwarming reunion and disturbing yet sad emotionally charged episode with good effects
Next episode
Xena has lice she refuses to acknowledge and Gabrielle has a raging foot fungus she wont stop showing people

gothmollyweasley:

glumshoe:

I love living in the future with advanced technology. It’s so great how I can just press a button on a machine and it will splutter hot, fresh coffee outwards at a horizontal angle onto my uniform, completely missing my cup. It saves me the convenience of spilling it on myself through human error.

Douglas Adams ghostwrote this

mechsuit:

y’all know some of us are probably gonna use slang we use today when we’re like 50 and the teenagers of 2050 are gonna make fun of old people in their improv classes by saying shit like “ooh.thats a big mood kevin, im really kinning this it has big dick energy”