do you ever wonder what romana thought when she was assigned a serious task with another time lord and the dr walks in all bug eyedย wearing 30+ layers of earth clothes withย their snarky robot dog and proceeded to make out withย their time machine
just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,
thisโฆis a fidget spinner
Reblog if you believe in fidget spinner earth.
Ok so a couple of really important things for understanding whatโs going on with this map. First, itโs not from 1500s Jerusalem. This is theย Bรผnting Clover Leaf Map from 1581 Hanover, Germany. This turns out to be super important for understanding the map. Why? Because it was made by a Christian.
This is a stylized map. Itโs derived from a very popular kind of map called aย โT and O mapโ, which first are found in Iberia around ~600 CE and then became very popular in Europe. Hereโs an early one (12th century edition of a 7th century book describing them):
A larger, later, and more detailed one (1300):
And a modern map with the outlines of the T-and-O superimposed:
So what is a T and O map? They were a way to conceptualize the world. Pre-1492, conventional wisdom was that there were three continents: Europe, Asia, and Africa. Asia was the largest and went at the top, with Europe to the bottom left and Africa to the bottom right. The shaft of the T was the Mediterranean, the left side of the crossbar was the Don River, and the right was the Nile River. And at the center? Jerusalem.
Hereโs the thing: For most of human history, most people havenโt needed maps to get around. They were either travelling between locations they or someone in their party knew, or they were moving slowly enough (i.e. on foot or by cart) to be able to stop and ask directions. So maps werenโt navigationโthey were either for education (Ptolemyโs 2nd cent CE description of the world, which was turned into many, many maps in the Middle Ages) or, far more common, for religious symbolism. Between ~500 and ~1700, the purpose of most maps was to show Christians their place in the world. T and O maps put Jerusalem at the center because it was where Jesus was crucified, and they put Asia at the top because that was where it was believed the Garden of Eden was located.
8th century T and O map from Italy. Adam and Eve are visible in the center top:
The really interesting thing about T and O maps, imo, is that theyโre deliberately not accurate. People were certainly capable of making recognizable maps of the world, but they were choosing to go with this more stylized version.
1482 world map based on Ptolemyโs writings:
T and O maps, then, are deliberate. They include only what the map maker thought was important, and that is almost always a religious function.
Our modern maps, meanwhile, evolved out of a combination between the Ptolemaic maps and portolan charts. Portolan charts are navigational maps. They frequently only featured the coastline and ports, but overlaying the map is a set of rhumb lines, or paths with constant bearing with respect to true north.
One of the earliest surviving portolan charts, from 1325 Italy:
Portolan charts, by modern standards, are vastly more accurate than T and O maps, and are visibly a better representation of the Earth than a Ptolemaic map. But from the concerns of a medieval cartographer, theyโre very bland and boring. Thereโs no representation here of important cities, religious locations, or classical allusions. Itโs just a map of coastlines.
Back to the Clover Leaf map. In 1492, Columbus changed (among other things) map making. The assumption until 1498 (when it became apparent that this was not Asia and it was not a minor collection of outlying islands) was that the world had three continentsโat least three accessible to human explorers. After 1500, mapmakers engaged in a raceโsometimes a warโto represent the new discoveries first and most accurately. The result was a series of increasingly recognizable world maps.
There are a ton, and thanks to that and (mostly) accurate records about who went where when, you can start to date post-1492 maps based on what areas of the world they do or do not show. But the most relevant one for this post is this one:
This is a 1582 world map, which depicts a reasonably accurate Europe, Africa (including Madagascar, discovered by Europeans in 1500), and most of Asia. Japan is still difficult, as is southeast Asia; Australia is missing entirely. Over in the Americas, while most of South America is decent, North America has some struggles in the northern and western regions. Baja California is an island and everywhere north of that is missing entirely. In the south, thereโs hints that the cartographer was thinking aboutย Terra Australis Incognitaโa long theorizedย โcounterweightโ to the Northern Hemisphere continents. In the 1500s, various voyages attributed Tierra del Fuego, Indonesia, and Australia to the continent. Its relationship to Antarctica seems to be completely coincidental.
This is a pretty typical late 1500s map.
Itโs drawn by the same cartographer as the Clover Leaf map.
Heinrichย Bรผnting wrote a book, called Itinerarium Sacrae Scripturaeย (Itinerary of Sacred Scripture), in which both maps are featured, along with many, many others. The book uses current knowledge along with the Bible to talk extensively about the Holy Landโwhich explains whyย Bรผnting put such an allegorical map in his book to begin with.
Theย Bรผnting Clover Leaf map isnโt an accurate representation of the worldโbut it does show a 16th century audience how the world was constructed in medieval theology.
the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source
the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.
everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.
octopi are gay culture
reblog if you love this interracial gay couple that refuses to conform to societyโs expectations of sexual roles based on size
some of y’all on this site want to be traumatized or mentally ill and never even think once about recovering. people like to open up their old wounds again and that shitโs toxic to kids who found out they were mentally ill. you make memes and aesthetics that glorify this lifestyle and kids who are just developing their minds see these things and think itโs cool to be this way and never seek help. itโs unhealthy and puts kids at risk. if you wanna romanticize something, romanticize recovering and self love.
theres smth about this post i really dont like but idk how to explain it
It could be because mentally ill people
a) donโtย โglorifyโ or โromanticizeโ their conditions by making memes about them, itโs for coping which is actually a thing we do to help ourselves deal with it,ย in part by finding community with whom to commiserate, all of which theoretically should be part of recoveryย and yet is mysteriously viewed as thinking itโsย โcoolโ
b) may never be able toย โrecoverโ depending on what kind of mental illness, personality disorder, or trauma they have, and what kind of resources they have access to
c) may well be Getting Help already from a source or sources even snobbish OP would admit qualifies as Professional and donโt need to wear it as a disclaimer
d) donโt need yet more assholes showing up to tell us weโre not Trying Hard Enough To Get Better, thanks, the world already thinks weโre Worthless/Scary/Evil and treats us that way, no fucking online Cool Points are worth prolonging or worsening symptoms/trauma on top of that
BONUS:
e) Think Of The Children Who Have To See Mentally Ill People Being Okay With Themselves In Public
f)ย โโโโโโlifestyleโโโโโโ
g) not wanting to get better or seek help/believing thereโs no hope/feeling like you donโt deserve to get better is a mental illness symptom, asshole
Anyway absolutely every single disabled and/or ND person has the right to be anti-recovery in their own life and actions, and to resist the message from both abled and disabled people alike that their value, personhood, and access to support structures is contingent on their ongoing efforts toย โbetter themselves.โ
This attitude that anyone not running themselves into the ground in pursuit of the highest standard of health they can achieve is nothing more than a recycling of the ableist attitude that health is indicative of value and while I expect that shit from abled NTs, we can sure as shit do better than to keep pushing it on each other.
Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly unproblematic, thank you very much. They were the last people youโd expect to see in any kind of discourse or drama, because they just didnโt hold with such nonsense.