anything: happens
the first doctor: ohohohohohoho!
My bones: *cracking*
Me: ooh crunchy
bitch i cant i have arthritis!!!!
found out the ndis has a little sign up form where you give them your details and they’ll contact you and there was a required form that’s like ‘what are you trying to contact us for?’ and i cried trying to figure out what i need to ask for
(turn on the audio)
PLS turn on the audio
[The video is footage of a live Rammstein performance of the song “Du Hast”.
The audio has been replaced by a Nintendo 3ds Mii Plaza theme, a very cheerful song that syncs up perfectly with Rammsteins movements.]
Me intellectually: totally understands meltdowns and overloads
Me @ myself anyway: what kind of immature idiot am I, crying because there’s people and I’m tired? Literally no adult ever has done this besides me
ME!!!!

[Image description: A Facebook message from Alleyn [redacted] to KFC: “Are u mad at me”
KFC replies: “No?”]
i mean like hypothetically if someone considers me a friend and they’re able bodied and they accidentally go nearly like a whole year not trying to contact me, like, knowing full well i have the anxiety that all all of my friends secretly hate me and that also i have a disease that makes literally everything a chore, like, i think someone in that situation can just give up on me being the one to contact them first. like, it’s probably not great pulling out the Disability card on this but like, if i know that you go far out of your way to maintain friendships with other people that i know, and knowing that that’s especially difficult for me, like, then how am i meant to think we’re even friends at all, like, eventually it’s not that silly of me to piece together that people just don’t want to have friends as sick as i am
reverse ouroboros; a snake perpetually pooping its own body
Good teachers can impact us for our whole lives. I still have a place in my heart for the teachers who saw how I was suffering and struggling and did what they could to help me.
The BAD teachers give us funny stories to share at parties so we can get laid. Do some real good for your students. Be hilariously bad at your job.
New level of #academicdrama
This dude just called himself out in his own footnotes???
“Notoriously complacent in this regard is Freudenberg (1993).”
……but you *are* Freudenberg (1993) even though you’ve Evolved into Freudenberg (2001).
