jeff: what the fuck cant you see im trying to tweet. go see a doctor thats not normal or humanly possible what the fuck is wrong with you
britta: well [y/n] according to my therapy sheet, rabies tends to come hand in hand with ocd and anxiety so i already saw this coming. im breaking up with you.
annie: thats legitimately concerning. why haven’t you called 911? why are you telling me? do you only have 24 hours left to live?
shirley: well, [y/n], it’s all in jesus’ hands now
troy: [starts crying out of the blue] I KNEW YOU WERE HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME THIS WHOLE TIME [Y/N]. I’M SO SORRY? DID I GIVE YOU RABIES? WAS IT ME? DID I
abed: no you dont. that isn’t possible. this is a tumblr post. this is an inside joke, within an inside joke, made up of several other inside jokes. m̺̜̰͖̠͍̻e͕̬ta,̣͙̤ m̖̤̖̘e͍̼t̯̖͟a̸̯̞,̡̣ a͠n̝̩͢d m̬̫o̜͓͉͉͎re̡͙̫̫̹̣ ͠m̟̹̥̖e̵͉̙͔̙t͏a͖͚͓͖̼.̖̤̗͍̥ i̧̧̲̤͓̭͎̯͉̎ͩ̾̒̂̓ͦ̉͡ ā̷̷̲̼̩̤̞ͤ̋ͦ̅̀m̸̟̻͓̻̜̱ͬ̀͋͠ ́́͐ͭ̽̽ͮ҉͚̠̜̮g̜̝ͧ̄̒ͣͅo̴̡͍̪̹̙̹̬ͮ̚ͅd̘̃͑̿̾͒̆ͦͬ̏.̓ͨ̈̃ͦ̓̔̏̾͡
pierce: [says something racist + unfunny because hes chevy chase]
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