Tag: blood

ginger-ale-official:

mysticmoonhigh:

ginger-ale-official:

andsoimuse:

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

Your response has nothing to do with ginger ale

and your response doesn’t have anything to do with being the biggest clown on the block but here we are again

poopcop:

erratticusfinch:

soulsoaker:

feanorus-rex:

“wow, fea, so where can i watch this?”

HERE, is the broadway bootleg

and HERE is a community theater version with Andrew played by a woman which i love

HERE is another community theater version 

(guys please just watch this please its so good)

The dawning realization that this wasn’t a goof on Hamilton but in fact is dead serious was one of the most horrifying feelings of my life

“v funny but also sad because it deals with the trail of tears”

(disabled lesbian, oooh a double minority!!)

Source: feanorus-rex

the news keeps reporting on that uni of Newcastle hazing video as “including footage of students made to drink from each other’s ballsacks” and geez that’s an ambiguous sentence i keep thinking the worst and that they’re puncturing them with straws like fucking capri suns but, it’s just like, holding out the scrotum and pooling alcohol in it like a kinda fucked version of belly button shots but oh my god the way they say it every fucking time i just hear. that they’re drinking scrotum fluid. They Need to find a more clear way to say this

theauspolchronicles:

Pauline Hanson has urged Australians to eat only non-halal Easter eggs.

“Cadbury is no good! I personally prefer Lindt, for they don’t cave in to this PC Lefty bullshit of making halal Easter eggs. They make sure there’s pig’s blood in every single one! Just like how my mother used to make.”

She bit into one. Blood and nougat burst from the core.

“Mmmm… delicious.” She reached for a chocolate bunny and, with one swift bite, severed its head clean in two. “Oh my, this one is particularly bloody. How very Australian.”

“Have a safe Easter,” she said as blood dripped down her horrifying snarl of a smile. The red mingled with her already red sweater, creating a horrific drip pattern. “Be safe,” she repeated, softer, bloodier, as she stared deep into the camera.

Source: theauspolchronicles