“But then Ocasio-Cortez spoke, followed by Bush, and I saw something
truly terrifying. I saw just how easy it would be, were I less involved
and less certain of our nation’s founding and its history, to fall for
the populist lines they were shouting from that stage.
I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.
I
saw how easy it would be, as someone who has struggled to make ends
meet, to accept the idea that a “living wage” was a human right.
Above
all, I saw how easy it would be to accept the notion that it was the
government’s job to make sure that those things were provided.”
You guys, the Daily Caller just published the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. It is literally an article where a conservative is just terrified to death that they nearly felt empathy and love.
This article is like the biggest proof I have ever read that conservatives are just pathologically afraid of kindness.Â
There’s… not even a punchline. Like, the article concludes just a few lines after the quoted section, with no suggestion for why anyone SHOULDN’T support things like universal healthcare. Not even a token “but, you know, the money,” or “but you have to EARN it.” It just ends.
I guess the audience is expected to fill in the blanks? Like “gosh, I almost cared about an unrelated human being, but CLEARLY the very concept is absurd.” Which is… pretty sad, honestly.
I’m telling you, at least according to this article, it is literally just terrifying to think that your kids deserve healthcare and education.
That’s literally it. There isn’t anything else.
This review of the show Young Sheldon is the only review I need.
[Image Caption: Screenshot of a FB comment from a user named Bobby. The comment reads:Â
“If you distilled every bad thing about sitcoms, the American mentality of proud idiocy and mocking others you don’t understand, white people, our terrible education system, and making fun of what is essentially autism and then you fed it to Shub-Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young, and she passed it through her dead yet not dad womb and produced a single yet somehow numerous chittering pile of maws and clavicles that thrum with some kind of harrowing, primordial music that reminds you that the end of all things is truly inevitable and always sits at the peripheryof your feeble lizard brain and that thing started to warp reality and collapse the integrity of all time and space around itself I would rather FUCK that thing with my own penis than watch this show for a single, solitary moment.”]
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