[Description: Three pictures on the wall of a zoo enclosure. On the left, a penguin called Timmy. On the right, another penguin called Betty. In the middle poster the text: “NAUGHTY penguin of the month: Timmy. Stole fish, pushed another penguin over”. Under that: “Good penguin of the month: Betty. Good swimmer, waited patiently for fish.”]

(With reference to this post here.)

When it comes to elves there are three broad classes of ear length.

Classic:

Anime:

You Have A Fetish:

[id: first image, “classic” is Legolas from the Lord of the Rings films. his ear is just like a human ear, but the highest part tapers into a subtle point.

second image, “Anime”, is Deedlit, a high elf character from Record of Lodoss War, an anime based on a d&d campaign. she has long triangular, lobeless ears that point horizontally away from her head. each ear is about as long as her head is wide.

third image, “You Have A Fetish”, is of Jak from the Jak and Daxter video games. his long triangular ears are at least twice as long as his head is wide.]

image–descriptions:

spockiosexual:

jesus christ

[Image description:

From a book.

“‘Vulcans never lie?’

‘Never,’ Spock lied.”

End description.]

Source: transienttrash

cynicalwindmill:

[Image description: Screenshot of a tweet, saying:

“(I’m a detective checking a single footprint at the crime scene) Hmm (steps on it with my shoe, ruining the footprint) Doesn’t match. Wasn’t me.”

End image description.]

Source: twitter.com

dishonestfairy:

same.

[id: a tweet by @wolfpuppy reads “i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing”]

Source: dishonestfairy

[id: a tweet by English Muffins @Anon_imosity reads “[walks into bookstore]

Me: do you have any books in turtles?

Worker: Hard back?

Me: Yeah, with little heads.”]

the-voice-of-light-city:

pursuingpositiveperspectives:

My hand slipped.

[id: a series of nine small pictures with one word of text on them, reading – in order, with word first and picture description second – THANK (rachel talalay) YOU (river song) FOR (the general from hell bent) PAVING (clara in her stolen TT capsule) NOT YOU (the cover of the unbound audio story ‘exiles’) THE WAY (kate lethbridge-stewart) FOR A (the curse of fatal death thirteenth doctor) FEMALE (missy) DOCTOR (jodie whittaker). end id.]

Source: the-lone-zarbi-on-trenzalore

the-princeps:

violentwavesofemotion:

obeyed

[ID: tweet from Doth (@DoththeDoth) reading, “As you goth therapist, I urge you to get lost in the woods. I don’t care where you go, that’s between you & the woods.” /end ID]

Source: violentwavesofemotion

[id: a tweet by Affection Gremlin @etescetera reads “Vore is such a high risk high reward joke. If you make a vore joke and
people get it, instant kinship. If they don’t you become the person who
has to explain vore“]

Source: thelofi

lesbianorbits:

lesbianorbits:

lesbianorbits:

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore.

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

LMAO

[id: a google result titled “Good-bye, 10-Cent Cup Of Coffee – The Washington Post”. here’s the link.

the second image is a crop of the author and date. “By Bill Gold February 17, 1977″]

Tag: captions

“Fetish elves”?