How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

kramergate:

beetledrink:

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

[id: three replies. usbdongle: β€œi would choke on gene wilder’s cock”

terribadger: β€œWould you get a song or would the Oompa Loompas just come by with a couple push brooms later and cram your body into a storm drain?”

theatticgoblin: β€œI don’t know how I’d die but I’m taking as many fucking oompa-loompas with me as I can”]

jackwynand:

[id: five people’s arms, each one is holding the next one by the wrist, creating a pentagon shaped loop. the hands are labelled β€œShe/her gays”, β€œHe/him lesbians”, β€œThey/them ppl”, β€œNonbinary ppl who use he and or she” and β€œPpl who use multiple pronouns”. in the space formed between their hands is β€œWeirdos thinking our pronouns are any of their business”]

marseny:

[image: a tweet by @mitchwelling (avatar is a black & white person holding their face in their hands) saying,Β β€œeveryone loves drama, dont even try to deny that. you think food network really cant afford a second ice cream machine for chopped? get real” 

5:09 PM – 02 Apr 17]

youthincare:

[ image description is galaxy brain meme format but with skulls on the left side. First pic and text is a pic of a skull in black and white next to text that says,Β β€œcall in sick.” 

Next image is a skeleton blurred in all red next to text that says,Β β€œgo in high.” 

Next image is a colourful skeleton next to text that says,Β β€œgo in high and steal stuff.” last image is a skeleton wearing a white sash with text that says,Β β€œcommunism” on it. They’re wearing a top hat, and a long black coat with red stars and hammers and sickles behind them. Text next to the image says,Β β€œgo in high and start a union.” ]

profeminist:

UPDATE TO TRANSGENDER STYLE GUIDE: AVOIDING INVALIDATING LANGUAGE TRAPS

Full description of the featured image for the post β€œUpdate to Transgender Style Guide: Avoiding Invalidating Language Traps” (word bubbles and text that illustrate an update to the style guide):

Title: The Radical Copyeditor’s Style Guide for Writing About Transgender People: 2.8-2.11: Avoiding Invalidating Language Traps

Speech bubbles contrast the following phrases under the headings β€œInvalidating language” versus β€œValidating language”: β€œWomen and trans women” versus β€œCis and trans women”; β€œStudents who consider themselves β€˜non-binary’” versus β€œNon-binary students”; β€œZed, who identifies as agender” versus β€œZed is agender”; β€œher secret was exposed” versus β€œher history was publicized”; β€œcloseted,” β€œstealth,” and β€œpasses” versus β€œprivate” and β€œnondisclosure”; and β€œan out trans man” versus β€œopenly trans” and β€œpublic.”