Tag: captions

[id: ‘Being a human’ starterpack. there’s a picture of four people in office clothing cheering. text reads “I really need some water”, “*Has a family tree*”, “Help, I’m dying”, “Aah I love me some vitamins”, “I’d like one coffee, please”, “*Dies at the age of 120 or less”, “I can lift all the shoppingbags from the car to my house”, “*Having leasure time*”, “Nice weather, huh Karin?”, “Loves smalltalk”, “I’m having a cold again! probably because of the rain”, “I work for money”, and “I’m freezing to death without my clothes”.]

Source: surreal–memes

kay-and-cameron-daniels:

nicollekidman:

now that’s the mood

[Caption: Screencaps of Aparna Nancherla doing stand up. She says, “Like, I generally prefer weather where you can wear enough layers that people are like, ‘Well, you know, does she have a physical form at all? Maybe she’s more of a concept.’”]

Source: nicollekidman

youthincare:

cocainesocialist:

reactionaries: we are going to elect a far right leader to stick it to the unaccountable elites who control our lives via financial institutions

unaccountable elites who control our lives via financial institutions: please do

[ image description is screenshot of tweet by @omanreagan that says, “As jair bolsonaro rose in the polls, so too did brazillian stocks. investors saw the far-right candidate as a safer pair of hands…” ] 

crashorpie:

peteseeger:

[image: a quote tweet.
@ DineshDSouza, quoted: Fake sexual assault victims. Fake refugees. Now fake mail bombs. We are all learning how the media left are masters of distortion, deflection, & deception
@ Hbomberguy: Note that as Conservatives get what they want, their paranoia only increases – despite coming up two full years of government control, the ideas they support don’t seem to be making anything better. So these failures must be attributed to an ever-powerful ‘media left’ control.]