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Amazon is like a real life version of a corporation from a dystopian sci-fi.
[1st image: a headline reads “Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos’ Mansion Renovation Plans Include 25 Bathrooms And Twitter Has Questions”. the source is brobible.
2nd image: a tweet from @robwhisman “amazon warehouse i worked in had one bathroom that was a good quarter-mile walk from most places on the floor. scanners notify management after a couple minutes of inactivity. knew one guy who literally refused to keep hydrated fearing termination for excessive pee breaks”]
this was in my drafts but i don’t remember making it?? ?
[screencaps from Star Trek IV: Voyage Home, or the one with the whales. Kirk is on a date with
Dr Gillian Taylor, the marine biologist lady. she asks him “you live in outer space right?”. kirk responds “all right, first of all, my parents live in outer space / i live in the moment”]
moving to portland was the best decision we ever made
[FUCK YOU, WIZARD HATER
FUCK YOU. Yeah, you: the asshole who took time out of your miserable day to tell me how much you hate my wizard murals. You probably don’t have a single drop of artistic sense in your hatemongering soul. Want to get rid of all the world’s wizard murals? Here’s an idea: You can stick every one of them up your ass.–Anonymous]
“For my genderfluid/queer friends – – check out this pin from Good Vibrations!”
[a circular pin divided into thirds. a purple third reads ‘she’, a blue third reads ‘he’, and the pale green third reads ‘they’. at the centre is a spinning pointer shaped like a crystal. from the twitter thread the link to buy it is here, but the rest of the site is nsfw]
Losers Didn’t Actually Read Frankenstein, Write an Article About It Anyway, More at 11
This article was written by one of the townspeople
[a tweet by @rosiemarx reads “That’s literally what Frankenstein is about.” image attached is of a headline “FLAKENSTEINS: Snowflake students claim Frankenstein’s monster was ‘misunderstood’ – and is in fact a VICTIM”. subtitle: “One professor even claimed that the murdering monster could have been protected by human rights laws today”. By Gary O’Shea and Thea Jacobs, source is the Sun.co.uk]
an unearthly child (1963)
[pic 1: a doctor who fan comic. susan foreman says “as a lesbian alien…”
pic 2: ian and barbara stare dumbfounded. there’s a floating “…”
pic 3: susan turns red, shouting “supporter!!!”
pic 4: susan, sweating, pulls out the fingerguns, says “as a completely normal human lesbian who supports lesbian aliens—”
pic 5: ian and barbara share a Look]
dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns:
[image description: a tweet by rosamund lannin that says “I want to get the same slack your racist uncle does, like instead of ‘oh, he grew up that way, he’s very traditional’ can i get ‘oh, she just believes in a future that doesn’t depend on white supremacy or the gender binary, it’s fine’”
[image is of a comic panel. The narration reads “and i slowly opened the coffin…”. a dimly lit figure of a man is lifting open the coffin lid and peering inside. The sound effect reads “queef” in crooked red lettering]
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