[ID: Eric Andre raising his hand, like in a classroom asking “What if [they were trans]?” end.]
[image caption: Rose from Please Like Me asks Hannah Gadsby “Do you want to be a sad, lazy dyke your whole life?”. In the next image Hannah looks down depressedly, and responds “I’m just so good at it”]
It’s almost as if they want poor people to have a decent quality of life or something
Oh no, how awful that us on the left prefer that our taxes are spent on ensuring a better quality of life for people than funding a military industrial complex or lining the pockets of people that are already wealthy beyond imagination.
Imagine wanting to keep yer granny warm in the winter what a selfish cunt.
[image caption: The left in Scotland displays what can only be described as a lust for free stuff: free prescriptions, free eye tests, free school meals, free university education, free winter fuel allowance for the elderly, free bus passes for the elderly, free care for the elderly.]
DM treats her players like kindergardners. It works.
you know what, i’m mostly just sad they never got taught this stuff as kids.
Transcript for those on mobile:
“ we used to have a dm but he got tired of dming so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library at first we played at one guy’s dorm but she didn’t like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn’t bother showering sometimes or dressing well because we didn’t care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside it’s a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and i don’t hear that very often”
“i don’t know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying clever tactics and letting everyone do something everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though and no she hasn’t said anything about the other stickers except that she’s saving them”
“because it’s not just that i like her as a dm but sometimes she’ll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from grease and make us all sing”
Someone else: “How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as?”
“i haven’t asked her one guy tried to once but we’re not supposed to talk about non game related stuff when we’re playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she’s never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious”
“at the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we’d do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now”
[picture of a turnip followed by a caption in wikipedia style: A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile.]
[image caption: a google places review by Allan Mueller, 4 stars. “Nice, sterile atmosphere. Hypnotically Caucasian. The chcocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of god’s little tests”]
[Image description: tweet by Oktoberfest Hero @Palle_Hoffstein: A whole lot of folks on here believe society doesn’t owe anyone a job or health care but somehow believe women owe them a date.]
[Count Dooku, about to have his head cut off by Anakin in Revenge of the Sith, with top text saying “When I joined the Space Wizards Betraying People Party” and bottom text saying “I never thought the Space Wizards would betray me”]
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