[image: screencap of a tweet by @alexandraerin. The reason sex with a vampire doesn’t usually result in pregnancy isn’t because their sperm is dead, it’s because the vampire can’t come inside without an invitation. Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk.]
[id: 6 gifs from the second doctor serial The Mind Robber. gif 1: the tardis exterior floating upside down in a black void. it’s slowly rotating around, and the light reflecting on it fading dimmer then brighter again. then it suddenly flies apart into separate wooden panels.
gif 2: the tardis central console, spinning slowly around in the void. zoe, in her glittery catsuit, is clinging to the top of it. jamie, also clinging to it, also very briefly spins into view.
gif 3: a closer shot of jamie, looking very distraught as he holds on to the console.
gif 4: a close up of zoe’s face, her eyes very wide open and pointing looking out into the distance. it zooms out as she points into the distance. subs read “Jamie, the Doctor!”
gif 5: the doctor, only seen from the neck up, unconscious and spinning through the void. he slowly sinks down to the edge of the screen and disapears.
gif 6: a bird’s eye view of the tardis console, and jamie and zoe clinging to it. it spins and falls down further and further away into the distance until it disappears.]
[id: “remember this kid???”. the question marks are really big and wavy. on the left there’s a picture of a skeleton in the pose of someone flexing. the text on the right reads“This is them after just one (1) GLASS OF MILK”. the words glass of milk are big and wavy. the picture under that is a skeleton leaning against a wall, they’re very chill, with very buff arm and thigh muscles. they’re a skeleton, so those are the only muscles they have. the text at the bottom is “Still think CALCIUM is for SUCKERS??????????”, with the word calcium very big and wavy.]
this is probably targeted toward transmasc people but i have a feeling this could apply to potentially every variety of trans person on the planet and thats incredible
[id: “Are you able to pass but not sure if it’s safe to? Why not try: The Plaid Shirt of Plausible Deniability.” there’s pictures of different people wearing plaid shirts. labels read “Shapeless. Formless. Nameless.”, “just a butch lesbian?”, “stared at in the bathroom but not approached”, “what’s under there? a ghost?”, “100% easy to hide behind”, “suitable for all weathers and genders”, and “sir… uh, madam?”]
Y’know what is a CRIMINALLY underused Meme Template?
That one political cartoon from the Dreyfus Affair. You know the one.
“… and above all, may we not discuss the Dreyfus Affair.”
… They have discussed it…
[id: a french political cartoon with two images, the first showing a family sat down at a table ready for dinner, and the second showing that same family now having a vicious fight over the dinner table. The captions are as written above. end id]
[id: “when you order mashed potatoes and fries with the same dish:”. the picture is of a man pouring bottled water on their face while in the pool.]
Since the monster who originally posted it did not provide a link to the tweet or the fic and I KNOW y’all, here
[id: a tweet by @prkrpete reads: “ive discovered that seinfeld fanfiction does, in fact, exist, and may actually be the absolute best thing in the world“.
the attached image is a snippet of a sienfeld fic. It reads: “The next afternoon, Jerry was still thinking about the kiss. Then, Kramer walked in eating a large watermelon.
“Hey, Jerry,” Kramer said.
“Hey, Kramer.” He paused. “Ever kiss another man before?”
“Well, sure,” Kramer said. He then failed to elaborate.”]
My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code
There are 4 types of responses to this post
1) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and this is fucking disgusting/offensive/problematic and here’s why”
2) “I’m Australian/British/a Texan and you’re absolutely right and I hate you for it”
3) Actual smart linguistics/etymology people describing the progression of accents and proving how big of a dumbass I am
4)
[ID: a tumblr reply from angeliphobia saying “bold of you to assume england exists”]
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