trans girl / physically disabled / ace inclusionist uwu / tag discussion of trans deaths and disabled deaths and alcohol thanks
image description: screenshot of a post by Justinne @hlartstudent:
text: “my physics prof’s memes are improving every week”below the text, a photo of a projected slide at the front of a classroom. it’s the “slaps car” meme, but with Isaac Newton’s head on the car salesman, and the meme text reads:
Isaac Newton: *slaps roof of car*
Car: *slaps Isaac Newton*end image description
A tatoo said to be popular with gay criminals. L’homme criminel: Atlas. 1888.
[ID: two arms clad in suit sleeves, with both their hands clasped together around a dripping dagger /end ID]
undoubtedly the best line on tv
[id: a screenshot from lizzie mcguire. lizzie is side-eyeing someone offscreen, and gordo is leaning over the back of a schoolbus seat, also staring at someone. subtitles read: “kate sanders use to be our best friend until she bought a bra”. one corner of the screen is the disney channel logo.]
[id: an edit of the cactus bit from The Good Place. Michael is labelled “tgp’s australian audience”, and Janet is “nbc”.
nbc: “i was able to obtain australian actors.”
tgp’s australian audience: “[sighs] is it actually a british actor doing a bad australian accent?”
nbc: “i don’t understand”
tgp’s australian audience: “i want to see australian actors. is that what you have or do you have a british actor doing a bad australian accent?”
nbc: “I have australian actors”
tgp’s australian audience: “You’re sure? You have australian actors and not a british actor doing a bad australian accent?“
nbc: “That is correct. I have australian actors. I do not have a british actor doing a bad australian accent.”
tgp’s australian audience: “Excellent! Please give me australian actors.”
nbc: “Here you go. [tone chimes]”. She hands over the head of the character Simone. On the desk already is Henry, Chidi’s friend with the boots.]
[image description: 4 gifs of chidi from the good place. he says, “I haven’t been this happy since… oh wow. I’ve never been happy. bad!” end id]
[id: a gifset from The Good Place showing Eleanor and Tahani talking in Chidi’s office. Eleanor is leaning against Chidi’s desk while Tahani is sat in a chair opposite.
Eleanor: Well, welcome to Australia. Oh, if you need a place to crash while you get settled, my motel has a pull-out sofa.
Tahani nods and smiles, looking unsure.
Eleanor:
Although, as I say that, and I look at you, and your whole thing, I realize that’s absurd, and you should probably just get your own place.
Tahani: Yes, I–I think that’s best. But–but thank you.
Eleanor nods and smiles. end id.]
[id: three gifs of Chidi and Eleanor from The Good Place talking outside.
Eleanor: Are you scared?
Chidi: It’s not impressive to guess that I’m scared, Eleanor. I’m scared of everything.
end id.]
Chidi Anagonye, a man of many languages.
[id: two gifs of Chidi from The Good Place, wearing a shirt and tie and sitting behind a desk.
Chidi: “I grew up in Senegal so my native language is French, but I went to American school so I also speak English. And German, and Greek, and” (Chidi crosses his fingers) “Latin, just in case it ever comes back.”
end id.]
top ten tgp characters (as voted by our followers) ⟶ #1 Chidi Anagonye
[a gifset of Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place. Chidi is a black man with black rectangular glasses.
first gif: Chidi, sitting at a kitchen table with a soft-boiled egg in front of him: “I love you too, egg!”
2nd: Chidi and Michael talking outside. Chidi gestures with his hands as he speaks, “My soulmate will be books.”
3rd: Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason all sitting up from lying down in a railway track. Chidi: “That was so scary so many different times, I hated that!”
4th: Tahani and Chidi sitting at a restaurant table together. Tahani: “Do you like France as much as I do?” Chidi: “Well, they enslaved my country for 300 years so, no.”
5th: Chidi is outside in front of some palm trees, holding a large rolled-up map. Chidi: “I have what the doctors call ‘directional insanity’. I once got lost on as escalator.”
6th: Chidi is sitting at a table inside, reading a textbook. Chidi: “When I’m really upset, concentrating on a table of contents helps calm me down.”
7th: Chidi is sitting outside, gesturing with his arms. Eleanor is sitting nearby. Chidi: “You’re just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.”
8th: Chidi is outside on a busy street, wearing sunglasses and looking very stressed. he is being supported by Jason, and Elenor is opposite. Chidi: “I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.”
end id.]
[id: tweet from muva tae [bird emoji], @otaaee: i asked my 8 yr old sister what she wanted to b when she grew up & she said “i actually dnt wanna b anything”. & when i asked her why not she said “its too much work”. i never felt anything on a spiritual level more than that right there]
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