uranodioning:

image description: screenshot of a post by Justinne @hlartstudent:
text: β€œmy physics prof’s memes are improving every week”

below the text, a photo of a projected slide at the front of a classroom. it’s the β€œslaps car” meme, but with Isaac Newton’s head on the car salesman, and the meme text reads:

Isaac Newton: *slaps roof of car*
Car: *slaps Isaac Newton*

end image description

sheaforest:

undoubtedly the best line on tv

[id: a screenshot from lizzie mcguire. lizzie is side-eyeing someone offscreen, and gordo is leaning over the back of a schoolbus seat, also staring at someone. subtitles read: “kate sanders use to be our best friend until she bought a bra”. one corner of the screen is the disney channel logo.]

[id: an edit of the cactus bit from The Good Place. Michael is labelledΒ β€œtgp’s australian audience”, and Janet isΒ β€œnbc”.

nbc: β€œi was able to obtain australian actors.”

tgp’s australian audience: β€œ[sighs] is it actually a british actor doing a bad australian accent?”

nbc: β€œi don’t understand”

tgp’s australian audience: β€œi want to see australian actors. is that what you have or do you have a british actor doing a bad australian accent?”

nbc:Β β€œI have australian actors”

tgp’s australian audience:Β β€œYou’re sure? You have australian actors and not a british actor doing a bad australian accent?β€œ

nbc:Β β€œThat is correct. I have australian actors. I do not have a british actor doing a bad australian accent.”

tgp’s australian audience:Β β€œExcellent! Please give me australian actors.”

nbc:Β β€œHere you go. [tone chimes]”. She hands over the head of the character Simone. On the desk already is Henry, Chidi’s friend with the boots.]

theweefreewomen:

ameschreaves:

#eleanor you big flirt

[id: a gifset from The Good Place showing Eleanor and Tahani talking in Chidi’s office. Eleanor is leaning against Chidi’s desk while Tahani is sat in a chair opposite.

Eleanor: Well, welcome to Australia. Oh, if you need a place to crash while you get settled, my motel has a pull-out sofa.

Tahani nods and smiles, looking unsure.

Eleanor:Β 

Although, as I say that, and I look at you, and your whole thing, I realize that’s absurd, and you should probably just get your own place.

Tahani: Yes, I–I think that’s best. But–but thank you.

Eleanor nods and smiles. end id.]

theweefreewomen:

benjaminbarnes:

Chidi Anagonye, a man of many languages.

[id: two gifs of Chidi from The Good Place, wearing a shirt and tie and sitting behind a desk.

Chidi: β€œI grew up in Senegal so my native language is French, but I went to American school so I also speak English. And German, and Greek, and” (Chidi crosses his fingers) β€œLatin, just in case it ever comes back.”

end id.]

theweefreewomen:

tgpgifs:

top ten tgp characters (as voted by our followers) ⟢ #1 Chidi Anagonye

[a gifset of Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place. Chidi is a black man with black rectangular glasses.

first gif: Chidi, sitting at a kitchen table with a soft-boiled egg in front of him: β€œI love you too, egg!”

2nd: Chidi and Michael talking outside. Chidi gestures with his hands as he speaks, β€œMy soulmate will be books.”

3rd: Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason all sitting up from lying down in a railway track. Chidi: β€œThat was so scary so many different times, I hated that!”

4th: Tahani and Chidi sitting at a restaurant table together. Tahani: β€œDo you like France as much as I do?” Chidi: β€œWell, they enslaved my country for 300 years so, no.”

5th: Chidi is outside in front of some palm trees, holding a large rolled-up map. Chidi: β€œI have what the doctors callΒ β€˜directional insanity’. I once got lost on as escalator.”

6th: Chidi is sitting at a table inside, reading a textbook. Chidi:Β β€œWhen I’m really upset, concentrating on a table of contents helps calm me down.”

7th: Chidi is sitting outside, gesturing with his arms. Eleanor is sitting nearby. Chidi: β€œYou’re just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.”

8th: Chidi is outside on a busy street, wearing sunglasses and looking very stressed. he is being supported by Jason, and Elenor is opposite. Chidi: β€œI’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.”

end id.]