zagreus:

zagreus:

triggeredmedia:

zagreus:

of-the-vacant:

zagreus:

goals for 2019: 

  • sharper teeth 
  • less sadness 
  • total destruction of capitalism 

are you a cat?

To be fair only few cats deal with capitalism. The vast majority already live in a welfare system. They lay around all day and get free shit paid for by someone else.

Ther are great programs out there that places non domesticated feral cats with businesses to help with their rodent problems. The cat gets to do a job and in return gets food, water, shelter.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/07/12/working-cats/103275816/

No offense “triggeredmedia” but this is the funniest and most irrelevant comment you could possibly have added to my post 

(walks up to a cat) GET A JOB, MOOCHER!!!

turing-tested:

me, holding the water gun with shaking hands, tears in my eyes: you’ve crossed me for the last time. you know the rules. it has to be this way

my cat, who has gotten onto the counter yet again: *purrs*

me, wiping away tears and steadying my hand: there’s nothing you can say to make this easier