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toujours-fidele:

zestypotatos666:

lilacbreastedroller:

scissortailedsaint:

stupid cats are valid

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID

cats who run around the room and ram into the door are VALID

cats who get their claws stuck in things and meow at you to help them are VALID

captainsnoop:

some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic!

me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*

groverarms:

Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?

The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

patrexes:

heartless241:

patrexes:

fun fact my cat & i are both blind so we accidentally run into each other sometimes, but bc im much louder than he is, when we get close to each other he chirps to warn me he’s there

If you’re both blind how did you write this?…never mind I know how sorry

the implication that if cat’n america was sighted he could’ve posted this

tinysaurus-rex:

spencerofspace:

Oliver is really excited about dirt

listen, he’s doing great and im proud of him.

the cat is sitting on this fan/cooler thing and they’re constantly shedding so they’re fucking. making it rain

also it’s by the door and they know the doorknob is how we get in and out so they’re sniffing the handle until it offer’s up it’s secrets i guess. good luck the secret is hands, sucker