u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????
remember, mothman was never described as a moth or even insectoid, and certainly nothing like the (disgraceful, lore unfriendly) statue it has. remember that mothman is a large, shambling humanoid with no discernable head and gigantic eyes that likes to chase cars, cause radio interference, look at you through windows, induce nausea, and menace young couples. remember that its presence foretells disaster. remember that it ate someones dog. if you cant respect the real chaotic neutral thing then just go home………………….
the only thing accurate about the statue is the ass
[id: two adult Teletubbies stand near each other, a yellow and a red one, and their screens flicker and look like eyes opening and closing and teeth chomping and various static-y images. They have shaggy fur and serious faces and intricate swirly antlers. It is a video, to show the flickering screens, but there is no other movement and no sound as far as I can tell. The drawing in general is dark and gives the feeling of standing in a creepy forest at night while eldritch creatures roam around you. /end id]
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