Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”
“If you’re curious about an afterlife, die”
Tag: death
do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world
do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post
bold of you to presume I can die
jk rowling making nagini an asian woman in canon is really sending me. you made this asian lady the pet of a nazi inspired character and then had her beheaded by some cracker boy i-
j.k.r. needs like one close friend to sit her down and go: “okay, but, go over this with me again. you decided the evil snake your dark wizard kept as a pet and vessel of his fragmented horrific soul – the one that has to be murdered in order to defeat the evil wizard – is in fact….an asian woman who was cursed to eventually become a beast and monster in her own body. am i getting this right? the asian woman turns into a snake because her bloodline is cursed and then she becomes the pet of a white supremacist with magic. you invented a body curse specifically for turning women into monsters and your first thought was not like, subversion of fairy tale misogyny but….to add a layer of racism? just trying to understand here.”
critiques of negative utilitarianism are wild because they’re like “that means if you can destroy the universe you have a moral obligation to!” as if overstepping consent does not inherently create suffering and you could get everyone’s consent to die
i want to clarify here that this gives off the vibe that i actually read philosophy and that’s not true at all
dont… cosplay spider-man if you live in a world where spider-man is real. you’ll get killed
[Image description: A tweet by your bff alex @psybermonkey
Her: I want you to kill my ex but make it seem like an accident
Me; say no more
[Later]
Detective: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet]
i will no longer be using this blog because she died
can solid snake murder an inkling child in dracula’s castle in your precious melee? no??
I want Pink to come back more than ever just so steven Universe can be the first show to resurrect a queer character
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THEY MURDER STEVEN?
i have a strong feeling that SOME HOW, SOME WAY, we’ll see rose/pink AND steven at the same time again, but for realsies. Either in dreams or some such, or some other way. I don’t know how or why precisely, but i feel it’s a very strong possibility!!
i hope they dont murder steven he’s a good lad @n@
i can’t believe they are going to murder steven
crewniverse, pitching ideas in the studio: hey everybody, voltron messed up and killed their lgbt rep, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put steven down. the benefits of killing him would be, su can be the first show to resurrect a queer character.
THAS NOT WHAT I SAID DONT KILL THE BOY
D O N T
It’s too late… rip Stephen 😔 he bravely sacrificed his life for the lgbt community 🙏🏼
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