Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*
Priest: βMy fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here onβ¦.β
Crowd: *crying*
Priest β:..We must press W, and move forward.β
Tag: death
card front:
oil painting of a stereotypical gondola rower waving at the viewer and smiling
card inside:
So sorry for your loss!
My Gondolences!
You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
Bog mummy take the wheel
many an edgelord has observed that morality is purely a human creation, and has thus concluded that it must be fake, and lame, etc.
this, of course, misses the whole point- morality is social technology.
imagine a prehistoric community of hunter-gatherers. theyβre doing decently for themselves but they have a problem- conflicts in the community keep escalating to violence, even killing. so a moral edict is created- βdo not spill bloodβ- and people following this edict helps to keep conflicts from spiraling out of control, increasing the overall welfare of the community. decades go by, and with the help of the social technology of morality, the hunter-gather community has settled down, developed agriculture, and formed a small early city.
then someone in the community figures out how to drain poison from snakebites, or some other early form of surgery- and a problem emerges, because according to the moral edict, this practice is banned, since it spills blood.
so an underground develops, of people using these banned practices. and the society struggles to stamp this out, and the underground surgeons struggle against this repression- until as a result of the struggle, it is realized that the moral edict is flawed, and is preventing well-being, rather than encouraging it. so the moral edict is revised to βdo not spill blood involuntarily,β legalizing surgery, and further improving the well-being of the community.
through this process- a dialectic between hegemony and counter-hegemony, an alchemical process of the conjunction of opposites- the social technology of morality is refined and improved.
both moral realism and moral nihilism stymie this process. we must not fall into the trap of thinking morality is One Definite Unchanging Thing. and we also must not fall into the trap of thinking morality is Fake And Lame And Nothing Matters.
we must remember that morality is social technology, which must be continually revised and rectified, through a repeating process of revolutionary struggle.
Human Morality as the Operating System for the Computer that is Mankind: makes it easier to function understandably, but does best when we upgrade it every so often.
^good metaphor
This is so sad GLaDOS release deadly neurotoxin
i love all fungi (especially mushrooms) and iβm (justifiably) terrified of all fungi (especially mushrooms) and i cannot wait for (but iβm also a little scared of) the time when the fungi will consume my decomposing flesh and the mushrooms will grow over me like a weird lopsided fairy ring

[id: tweet by @skoogeth reads: [being boiled in a witch’s soup]
witch: (smacking me with her broom): stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smacksmacksmack*]
Youβve recently died and gone to heaven, only itβs not what youβd expected. Instead of white clouds and angels with harps, itβs a secret fight club where residents duke it out for fun.l, having spent centuries honing their abilities.
Youβve only just turned up, and youβve been given a free bet on the dayβs big match: Winston Churchill vs Walt Disney
i dont think βlightning has a better chance of killing you than a copβ is a point, much less a good one
i havent been told from birth that:
-i should summon lightning if im in trouble
-i can trust lightning and should always tell it truth
-any sort of trouble caused by lightning is just bad lightning, and not at all related to the simple fact of its fucking lightning
-lightning will be there for me, and will never let me down
-lightning kills people, but if that happens they were scum or thugs or they ran because theyre guilty and so who cares lightning killed them stop complaining
theres no videos of eight lightning bolts hitting someone thirteen times each. these are different things and βthe cops might summarily execute youβ isnt the sort of thing we should analyze as some random chance consequence of existance
16 people died from lightening strikes in the usa in 2017.
1129 people died at the hands of cops in the usa in 2017.
we donβt pay for lightning to exist
And lightening doesnβt strike brown, black and disabled people at several times the national average because itβs fcking lightening
I shall fight whoever came up with that one.
Milo Yianopolous as a matter of fact







