money-comb:

Visitor to deep space 9 to keiko: so… you seeing anyone?

Keiko: why yes! This is my husband Miles, Miles’ boyfriend Julian, Julian’s husband Garak, me and Miles’ girlfriend Kira, Kira’s boyfriend Odo, Odo’s enemy-with-benefits Quark, Kira’s datemate Jadzia, and Jadzia’s husband Worf.

Visitor pointing at Sisko: and who’s that?

All in unison: that’s our dad

bluespock:

i love how all the 24th century star trek shows have routine holodeck date couples

data and geordi in the sherlock program………miles and julian in the alamo………..tom and harry in the captain proton story…………..just two dudes sitting in a holodeck 0 feet apart cuz they’re definitely gay