The First Doctor, every morning: I wonder how Iβm gonna fuck with Ian today
Tag: dw
we arrive in Totterβs Lane
junkyard: searched
old man: weird
tardis: entered
we are forcibly escorted into time and space
let us mourn her with a traditional ballad aka this is so sad alexa play toxic by britney spears
doctor: itβs time to move onto plan 2
hex: donβt you mean plan b?
ace: that assumes that the professor only has 26 plans, which is a very dangerous assumption to make
the doctor with the most big dick energy is 12
– emo
– punches racists
– gay
– h*t dress style
do i need to list more
im gonna reboot dr who starting from the very beginning so both the chestertons will be allowed to say fuck
ian has never even thought the wordΒ βfuckβ
obviously barbara has, butΒ she doesnβt want to scandalise ian by saying it in his presence. she saves that for drinks with the doctor
One & Barbara frequently takes a glass and just rant about everything and everyone that bothers them. Thereβs a lot of βFuckβ and quite some alcohol.
Meanwhile, Ian bakes cookies with Susan and they eat them with milk while wearing pyjamas and fuzzy slippers.
i know im the op but this post got so much better

My hand slipped.
[id: a series of nine small pictures with one word of text on them, reading – in order, with word first and picture description second –Β THANK (rachel talalay) YOU (river song) FOR (the general from hell bent) PAVING (clara in her stolen TT capsule) NOT YOUΒ (the cover of the unbound audio storyΒ βexilesβ) THE WAY (kate lethbridge-stewart) FOR A (the curse of fatal death thirteenth doctor) FEMALE (missy) DOCTOR (jodie whittaker). end id.]
Some thoughts on the just-released Doctor Who teaser: the Thirteenth Doctor appears to be a bit of a super-charged Manic Pixie Dream Girl. No doubt some will criticize her on these grounds. However, we should remember that the Doctor has been a bit of a super-charged MPDG since her second incarnation (and perhaps never more so than in her fourth incarnation, when she was a 6’4" man).
Also sheβs a non-binary alien, so really sheβs a MPDNB. And you can pry her from my cold dead hands.
Manic Pixie Dream Doctor





