a collection of star trek themed flat earth memes i’ve found on google images. i think about these a lot
[captions: 1st image: Jean Luc Picard face-palming. text reads: “they still think the mars rover is real”, written in all caps black impact font with an orange outline, for some reason.
2nd image: Picard making an exasperated gesture reaching forward. text reads: “for crying out loud, gravity is density you fool”, in blue all caps.
3rd image: a diagram of the earth and moon. There are two red force arrows labelled gravity, pointing from the earth to the moon and vice versa. On the moon is a blue arrow pointing perpendicular to the earth, labelled ‘moon’s speed’. Below the diagram is another picture of Picard making an exasperated gesture. text reads: “so the moon is pulling on the earth, and the earth is pulling on the moon. why are they not crashing into each other then!”
4th image: the picture of Picard face-palming. In white impact font reads, “You can’t see the curvature, because thr earth is too big… but you can see ships sailing over the horizon.“ red text reads, “you live on a plane not a planet”.]
a collection of star trek themed flat earth memes i’ve found on google images. i think about these a lot
Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
imma need some context on that cause WHAT?
“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most
evidence 1:
Who/what cut down the trees to make them mesas, for what purpose, and with what tools?
I’ve actually looked a little deeper into this, and the short answer is that humans cut them down with future tech. This theory is a sub-theory of flat earth, as it makes use of a lot of the same basic assumptions about the world, most importantly that our entire worldview is a construct created by the elite that controls our world from the shadows. By keeping knowledge from us, they can treat us like sheep without expecting resistance. Part of this theory is that we had advanced machines and supercomputers way back, even in the ancient times, and that all history older than about 100 years is a lie crafted by this elite in the wake of a nuclear war in the 1800s.
What would we use all that wood for, and where did it go?
Rock is wood. Or rather, wood becomes rock as it grows and the trees reach massive heights. They essentially mined the trees for useful minerals and metals, and for the construction of whatever secret structres they use to control us.
Steal dnd settings from conspiracy theorists every day bc this shit is too good
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