[id: Screenshot of review ranking a location as 4/5 stars. The review reads:Β βNice, sterile atmosphere. Hypnotically Caucasian. The chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal: another of godβs little testsβ]
Have I watched the movie in the last decade or more? No. Do I have iron clad evidence to support my argument? Yes.
1. Sheβs the most knowledgeable about candy. Sheβs committed to it, and knows her stuff. When Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the room, she recognizes it immediately. She was able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the contest, so we know she has personal discipline and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course-meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum) and the neverending gobstopper (longevity).
2. Sheβs the most fit to run a business. Violet is competitive, determined, hard working, and willing to take risks. Her father is a small town car salesman and politician, so she could easily pick up knowledge and support from him. (Verucaβs dad is also a business man, and in a compatible market (nuts), but itβs made very clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of business practices or hard work.)
3. Sheβs the most sympathetic to the Oompa Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that βalways goes wrongβ on Oompa Loompas while he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to put herself on the front line, instead of treating the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would therefore be a better boss.
4. Her personality βflawβ is the most fitting for the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa song, they just say βgum is pretty cool, but itβs not socially acceptable to chew it all dayβ. The thing is, we already know that she can stop if she wants, because she already did that to win the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby (like when her mother tries to shame her about her habit during a televised interview) but the obsession with candy and neglect of social norms is EXACTLY what Wonka is all about. This is on brand.
5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable. Wonka shows everyone a candy heβs very proud of. Violet is like βoh sick, thatβs gum, my special interest.β Wonka then pulls a βWRONG! Itβs amazing gum!β So in the very moments before she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just to belittle her. So when heβs like βI wouldnβt do thatβ why should she give a shit what he has to say? Sheβs not like Charlie over here whoβs all βSure Gramps, letβs stay behind while the tour leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I just saw what happened to Violet so I actually KNOW what this stuff can be capable ofβ Also, Violet is not selfish about her experience, she tells everyone what sheβs tasting and feeling, and everyone is eager to hear it. Taking a personal risk to share knowledge with everyone. Violet is Prometheus: fact.
So Augustus contaminates the chocolate river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will happen to him and transports/shrinks himself deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum could potentially do to her, and caused no harm to anyone or anything but herself.
Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonkaβs shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is already basically Wonka. Sheβs passionate, sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a total firecracker. Sheβs even better than Wonka, because she doesnβt endanger others.
Violet shouldβve been picked to inherit the chocolate factory.
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip isΒ βacetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worseβ. itβs brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yetβ¦β¦. Chips Goodβ¦β¦.
you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAssΒ like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Surviveβ¦β¦..Wild
ITSFUCKING TIME BITCH YES MY FUVKING SONG IS U P A GAIN FUVK ME HALLOWEEN
[Video description: an animation showing a hot dog, followed by some french fries. Text then comes on the screen, each word appearing as it is said readingΒ βCome on baby tell me your liesβ. Then we see skeleton hands from the bottom of the screen point up, then down, then to our left, then our right. More text appears readingΒ βThese skeletons are now aliveβ, followed by three dancing skeletons.
Transcript: Hot dog French fries Come on baby, tell me your lies Up, down, side to side These skeletons are now alive [music instrumental plays]]