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[Image description: A Facebook message from Alleyn [redacted] to KFC: “Are u mad at me”

KFC replies: “No?”]

railroadsoftware:

cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree
cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

one of the most controversial, riveting posts in tumblrs short troubled history

golfgalaxy:

puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

uranodioning:

they call it finger food but then people frown at you for fingerin it so like whats the truth

henstomper:

henstomper:

*robert de niro in heat voice* i do what i do best, i make hamburger. you do what you do best, you eat the hamburger

before i made this post i honestly didnt realize what “robert de niro in heat” could be interpreted as

aevios:

queerdditch:

aevios:

anyone who thinks thirteen wouldnt just gonna sit there grinning and repeatedly pressing the custard creme button until theyve either accumulated a massive hoard of cookies or the tardis cuts them off is dead wrong

The TARDIS just straight up conditions the Doctor to fly her correctly lmao. They get a cookie when they don’t leave the brakes on or drag her through a temporal displacement they caused.

sadfghj positive reinforce ur time lord into half way decent driving

smalltalktorture:

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

[id: a sponsored post by “Trendchaser”. It’s a picture of cloves of garlic, with the text “Apply garlic to a freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain”. text underneath reads “Could This Hack Actually Help Someone?!”, and there’s a button labelled Learn More.]

Source: smalltalktorture

huzzahitsthedoctor:

geekandmisandry:

eschatonin:

geekandmisandry:

fmlcomic:

geekandmisandry:

sischel25:

geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

geekandmisandry:

The greatest betrayal of my whole life was learning that rainbow ice cream is just vanilla ice cream with colouring.

I can never bounce back.

I will take you all down with me.

I trusted you!!

That’s why you get rainbow sherbet not rainbow ice cream. Cmon people y’all amateurs

What the hell is rainbow sherbert? Do you just mix all the powders together??

It’s a frozen desert between ice cream and sorbet. Sherbet comes in several fruit flavors but the rainbow sherbet is usually lime, raspberry and orange, although some brands also include pineapple. It isn’t as heavy as ice cream but is creamier than sorbet.

I’ve never heard of it and I’m very suspicious.

Wait what I thought Sherbert was like the icing sugar, citric acid, flavour powder stuff

This our sherbet.

Australia is a strange place

cirilee:

fred/shaggy and daphne/velma canonically live together in what’s new scooby doo so i’m allowed to draw this -v-

Source: cirilee

[id: “remember this kid???”. the question marks are really big and wavy. on the left there’s a picture of a skeleton in the pose of someone flexing. the text on the right reads“This is them after just one (1) GLASS OF MILK”. the words glass of milk are big and wavy. the picture under that is a skeleton leaning against a wall, they’re very chill, with very buff arm and thigh muscles. they’re a skeleton, so those are the only muscles they have. the text at the bottom is “Still think CALCIUM is for SUCKERS??????????”, with the word calcium very big and wavy.]

Source: dankmemeuniversity