yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore.
like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of
LMAO
[id: a google result titled “Good-bye, 10-Cent Cup Of Coffee – The Washington Post”. here’s the link.
the second image is a crop of the author and date. “By Bill Gold February 17, 1977″]
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
[id: three replies. usbdongle: “i would choke on gene wilder’s cock”
terribadger: “Would you get a song or would the Oompa Loompas just come by with a couple push brooms later and cram your body into a storm drain?”
theatticgoblin: “I don’t know how I’d die but I’m taking as many fucking oompa-loompas with me as I can”]
[image: a tweet by @mitchwelling (avatar is a black & white person holding their face in their hands) saying, “everyone loves drama, dont even try to deny that. you think food network really cant afford a second ice cream machine for chopped? get real”
U know those menu items that are like “most expensive sundae ever” well I have a petition to ban all use of gold leaf from food. I just saw a video on most expensive grilled cheese and it was basically a regular grilled cheese but it was covered in gold foil. that’s cheating and I won’t stand for it.
like I have drunk coffee everyday since i hit, 16 so take this with a grain of salt but. i feel it’s just started getting, addiction-y this over last month. ive started feeling like, Fuck, I need a coffee Right Now, or i’ll explode. it was just a thing i did before without feeling like I Needed to. and I don’t like it it’s just making me more tense. idk what’s different, I’ve been roughly this stressed for ages, ive been this prone to addiction for ages, have my other ways of coping gotten worse or worn out or, what, idk
a spork, you know, kind of like a spoon, except made of pork
i was just in the checkout at wal mart and the lady said “how are you doing tonight” and without thinking i responded “well im at walmart at 1:30 in the morning buying two very small cheesecakes so i could probably be doing better” and i dont know if that was funnyman tumblr jokester chase or genuinely calling for help chase
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