furries – 🍓🧀 (archive)

pro-gay:

you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i

me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!

jesterball:

jesterball:

listen. im a furry ally. but some of you guys are just constantly irredeemably horny

not everything has to be about anthro penis. its ok. you can just draw fun animal people. they dont always have to be fucking

what if there’s no real animals in the harry potter universe and they’re all a different kind of wizard furry

furrypost-generator:

dark Furry Tumblr show me

normal art of Starfox characters

tammycat:

stuffed peppers: dish consisting of peppers and a filling

puffed steppers: big ass feetpaws

elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

i’ve been drawing and i thought id try to work out a dragonborn character but i’ve been looking at furry how to’s all night figuring how snouts are meant to work and oh no i’m in too deep this is how furries propagate

maneth985:

well this didn’t go the direction I expected

[id: a tweet by Canadian Pride @fox_fusion reads:
“Why do millennials hate the rich?”
“Why do millennials pirate everything?”
“Why do millennials drift towards socialism?”
“Why are millennial furries?”

One answer: Disney’s Robin Hood]

Source: nunyabizni

flanneldragon:

trickytwitch:

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too