ah jesus christ, the king of kings the beloved son of god also known as emmanuel messiah lord of all light of the worldβ¦. but most importantly, he was the lamb of god.
Anywhere from 2.5 to 5.5, depending on the eldritch abomination in question.
As a sona radicalist, this ranking falls short because there is no fundamental difference between a sona of the mathematical constant e and the sona of a sexy wolf- both are the self expression of an individual given name and form. Instead, I propose increasing cuils with the increased distance of a sona through the conscious and unconscious action of aggregates:
Level 0: a sona
Level 1: a local sports team mascot
Level 2: a corporate brand
Level 3: government iconography
Level 4: the cool s, graffiti that is replicated across time and space with no discernable origin
βI thought I understood what I was giving up when I made a solemn promise to God to remain chaste for the rest of my life, but that was before I realized I could put on one of these plush cartoon animal suits and engage in sexual role-playing as a fox or cat,β said Roman Catholic priest Father Tom Shamblin, adding that the more time he spent browsing DeviantArt yiff accounts and reading erotic Lion King fan fiction, the more he realized what a massive mistake he had made in joining the priesthood. βI knew it would be a sacrifice, but come on! No one told me Iβd also be abstaining from all these amazing conventions. Thereβs a whole world of fur and fun out there Iβm missing out on. What have I done?β #TheOnion
yesterday at midnight on the dot I thought of the phrase βindustrial-era furriesβ and itβs maybe the funniest thing thatβs ever popped into my head
imagine, fuckinββ¦ some egyptologist who canβt explain why he finds images of Isis and Bastet conceptually compelling, so he whips up some pseudoscientific theory explaining it. imagine some rich duchess commissioning Toulouse-Lautrec to paint her Beatrix Potter OC. imagine one of Edisonβs aides going through his office after his death only to find a sketchbook full of hot robot birds. I canβt get over this
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