Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (2019)
“Which of these titans are here to protect us?“
“Which of these titans are here to threaten us?”
Tag: godzilla
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIGGEST MOST SAVAGE SHOWDOWN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN THIS MAY 2019??!!
BECAUSE THEY ARE!!
Love your body with the confidence of a Kaiju!
Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.
A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.
But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.
And listen, if any of you heretics come on this post and call Godzilla your daddy, you better hope to god your name is Minilla or Minya or Godzilla Jr or else i will find you and shame you.
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