how the fuck do u chant rock first

mr-craig:

yehudmeme:

mr-craig:

futurecatladies:

gemmarosity:

gemmarosity:

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

I’m British so it’s “thumpy flappy snippy”.

It’s what now

Some other helpful American-to-British translations:

Tic-Tac-Toe = Noughts and Crosses
Checkers = Draughts
Parcheesi = Ludo
Clue = Cluedo
Guess Who = Guess Whom
Scrabble = Tossed Salad and Scrambled Words
Chess = Bishop’s Folly
Monopoly = Banky Wanky
Connect Four = Queuing
Trivial Pursuit = Just Answer the Question, Timothy