curlicuecal:

leerans:

It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children? 

this FEELS like something hagrid would do tho

sangled:

joanne k rowling, woke intersectionalist: hey bud. listen. you know that evil snake named after an indian story? the one who died? well heh………… get this…………… she’s actually a korean woman…… who shapeshifts. turns out we had strong representasian after all huh? you poc women are going to love this *checks off ‘cho chang’ on her mile-long list of sins*

me, a korean woman who just wants to forget: how did you get in my house

clitcheese:

jk rowling 2020: hedwig was only posing as a female owl, really he’s a sexy bi goth guy

the Harry Potter series is now known as one of the biggest steaming piles of pop culture shit of all time, and Tara Gillespie’s ‘My Immortal’ (2006-2007) is known as a work of genius, it’s studied in universities, and has the better live action version of the two. this is snake eating it’s own tail bullshit. if i travelled back ten years to the past, this would be harder to explain than the donald trump pee tapes