Tag: hp
Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly unproblematic, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to see in any kind of discourse or drama, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense.
hagrid: yer a unit of power harry
harry: i’m a watt?
hating Snape is queer culture
the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.
wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read
right after Harry finds out a dangerous mass murderer has escaped prison and is trying to kill him he is still more upset about the fact he can’t visit the wizard sweet shop on weekends and this is why I love him
I don’t like One Direction, but this is still funny!
I was talking about Prince Harry
arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised
he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.
This girl from my high school, and her husband, got these awful Harry Potter tattoos. I just can’t.
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