ace person: hey you’re being kind of aphobic rn, could you maybe not
aphobe: i’ll have you know i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms. at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to slee
at least give me credit for the post idea goddamn
what????
i KNEW i had seen this post somewhere before! it’s almost identical to this post by @sapphics down to the fact that you cut short at “slee” like damn how many posts are you going to steal?
Can you imagine being so far up your own ass you try to claim credit to a meme that existed long before your pathetic ass post?
only exclusionists can make spongebob jokes now apparently
anybody else thinking about that time somebody made a joke about how you can only have four aces in a deck of cards, and slimecourse said that op was saying all people who arent ace cheat on their significant others?
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