My wife (to the cat on her lap): Miss Kitty, I’m going to tell you something I’ve never told anyone before.
My wife: *kisses her on the head*
My wife (in a thick Canadian accent): A couplea hockey players come up the lane the otter dayyy.
trans girl / physically disabled / ace inclusionist uwu / tag discussion of trans deaths and disabled deaths and alcohol thanks
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