swordlesbianism:

grednforgesgirl:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

memereposts:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

β€˜Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

slrrp:

crazyskirtlady:

slrrp:

slrrp:

which word is more evil, β€œboner” or β€œerection”? i need to know for a curse im constructing and it has to have as much chaotic energy as possible

may your cock forever ache

may your boner always break

thine balls ever quake

thine shaft a horrid snake

well now it sounds kinda sexy

Thanks i am going to kill you in real life

tooconnoisseurwitch:

clitemoji:

tooconnoisseurwitch:

clitemoji:

tooconnoisseurwitch:

mothyseawitchery:

if you’re a witch who is caucasian you can’t:

  • do smudging
  • practice voodoo/hoodoo
  • be a bruja
  • be a shaman
  • call yourself a g*psy
  • have a spirit animal
  • do anything from a closed culture

you know why? because you’re not part of those cultures thus you can’t do or be any of those without appropriating it. also calling yourself a slur is fucking gross man. don’t do it. g*psy doesn’t mean free spirited it’s a literal slur for the romani people.

however, you can:

  • take aspects from open cultures and your culture
  • be a certain type of witch
  • do smoke cleansing
  • study herbology
  • have a patrnous/familiar
  • do tarot
  • make moon water
  • do basically anything that isn’t from a closed culture

do things from open cultures and your culture, don’t take from other closed cultures because, again, it’s culturalΒ appropriation

and when i mean CaucasianΒ i mean

I’m a mut, spanning from every which culture, spirits are not bound by color when being reincarnated. If you feel you are this or that, and you take it seriously and are respectful, then all the power to you. Do NOT let anyone tell you what you can or can’t be, do not let ANYONE limit you. The Spirit is not bound by mundane β€œrace”.

this is it,the worst thing i’ve ever read

like yes… race is a social construct… but that doesn’t suddenly negate the harm and consequences to your racist actions. maybe think about how race is socially constructed in different ways than just β€œhow can i use this to benefit myself?” because, maybe race is something that actually affects other people

Well yeah, if you don’t take it seriously and are not respectful. But, I did say that if they feel that they are and theyΒ β€œtake it seriously and ARE respectful” then they should be allowed to practice regardless of the color of their skin. But, even still if they were not to take it seriously or respectfully then that’s on them to take responsibility of the consequences. But, then again you saidΒ β€œyour racist actions”, but really I’m a mut with several different backgrounds that span a plethora of races so I do take it seriously, respectfully and with humility when it comes to my ancestors I am no racist. I don’t just use things to benefit for myself and most of the time have been towards the benefit for the entirety of the human race. Instead of shunning those who are irresponsible, how about take them under a wing and help guide them, turning them away might possible make them even more disrespectful and who really wins at that point? No one.

okay 1. taking things from a closed culture is always harmful unless you are specifically invited to do so. that’s what OP is saying. feeling entitled to a culture is different from being welcomed into it

2. you said you’re from β€˜every which culture’. All of them? every single culture? and it sounded like you said you were a PoC in a past life, like that counts. This has every red flag that you’re a white person lying on the internet for credibility. I’ve never in my life heard a mixed race person repeatedly call themselves a β€˜mut’ instead of explaining what cultures they belong to, or just saying ‘i’m mixed race’. it sounds like you didn’t do a lick of research before trying to fake this, it’s really gross, 0/10 for effort

Hold up, let me clear that up for you I am Mexican, Puerto Rican (which came to be through either panimanians or Native Americans procreating with Africans), I’m also Irish, Native American (either Apache/Cherokee or both), I am also Irish Swedish, Slovakian, Peruvian, so yeah I amΒ β€œall of them” especially whenΒ β€œall of us were created from the same point that exploded at the beginning of the universe, from the same dirt we all walk on. I’m not conventional when it comes to how I speak, So, what if I like that term because in a lot of movies I would watch when I was little no one would want the mut, or that the mut was of lesser value than β€œroyal dogs”. As for past lives, I’ve past regressed while I slept and came across a life in which I was a warrior during a time of giant glass pyramids, I’ve come face to face with a Native American/Mexican/Mayan/Spanish Shaman during a vision quest in which I’ve seen the protests going on back before December 21st, 2012, and that isn’t counting the other dimensions that try to communicate, or the other planets trying to get us not to kill ourselves or our planet, or having to deal with all the pantheons of Gods and Goddess we know and don’t know of being pissed with humanities actions. I’ve been practicing and incorporating various different paths since before I was in the 3rd grade, I’ve spent my whole life researching, and ya know what,….well you don’t get to know what. But if you wanna get all technical then I believe β€œfeeling entitled” in it’s negative connotations does fall under that part of β€œbeing responsible and taking it seriously, and practicing with humility.” As for β€œfeeling entitled” in it’s positive connotations and for the simple fact there is no race when you trace heritage back to Stardust, then yes it is perfectly alright to feel entitled as long as you take it β€˜Serious, with Responsibility, and Humility.” Β  Β Blessed Be from the mut. ❀

im not qualified to deal w whatever this is anymore

tooconnoisseurwitch:

clitemoji:

tooconnoisseurwitch:

mothyseawitchery:

if you’re a witch who is caucasian you can’t:

  • do smudging
  • practice voodoo/hoodoo
  • be a bruja
  • be a shaman
  • call yourself a g*psy
  • have a spirit animal
  • do anything from a closed culture

you know why? because you’re not part of those cultures thus you can’t do or be any of those without appropriating it. also calling yourself a slur is fucking gross man. don’t do it. g*psy doesn’t mean free spirited it’s a literal slur for the romani people.

however, you can:

  • take aspects from open cultures and your culture
  • be a certain type of witch
  • do smoke cleansing
  • study herbology
  • have a patrnous/familiar
  • do tarot
  • make moon water
  • do basically anything that isn’t from a closed culture

do things from open cultures and your culture, don’t take from other closed cultures because, again, it’s culturalΒ appropriation

and when i mean CaucasianΒ i mean

I’m a mut, spanning from every which culture, spirits are not bound by color when being reincarnated. If you feel you are this or that, and you take it seriously and are respectful, then all the power to you. Do NOT let anyone tell you what you can or can’t be, do not let ANYONE limit you. The Spirit is not bound by mundane β€œrace”.

this is it,the worst thing i’ve ever read

like yes… race is a social construct… but that doesn’t suddenly negate the harm and consequences to your racist actions. maybe think about how race is socially constructed in different ways than just β€œhow can i use this to benefit myself?” because, maybe race is something that actually affects other people

Well yeah, if you don’t take it seriously and are not respectful. But, I did say that if they feel that they are and theyΒ β€œtake it seriously and ARE respectful” then they should be allowed to practice regardless of the color of their skin. But, even still if they were not to take it seriously or respectfully then that’s on them to take responsibility of the consequences. But, then again you saidΒ β€œyour racist actions”, but really I’m a mut with several different backgrounds that span a plethora of races so I do take it seriously, respectfully and with humility when it comes to my ancestors I am no racist. I don’t just use things to benefit for myself and most of the time have been towards the benefit for the entirety of the human race. Instead of shunning those who are irresponsible, how about take them under a wing and help guide them, turning them away might possible make them even more disrespectful and who really wins at that point? No one.

okay 1. taking things from a closed culture is always harmful unless you are specifically invited to do so. that’s what OP is saying. feeling entitled to a culture is different from being welcomed into it

2. you said you’re from ‘every which culture’. All of them? every single culture? and it sounded like you said you were a PoC in a past life, like that counts. This has every red flag that you’re a white person lying on the internet for credibility. I’ve never in my life heard a mixed race person repeatedly call themselves a ‘mut’ instead of explaining what cultures they belong to, or just saying ‘i’m mixed race’. it sounds like you didn’t do a lick of research before trying to fake this, it’s really gross, 0/10 for effort

tooconnoisseurwitch:

mothyseawitchery:

if you’re a witch who is caucasian you can’t:

  • do smudging
  • practice voodoo/hoodoo
  • be a bruja
  • be a shaman
  • call yourself a g*psy
  • have a spirit animal
  • do anything from a closed culture

you know why? because you’re not part of those cultures thus you can’t do or be any of those without appropriating it. also calling yourself a slur is fucking gross man. don’t do it. g*psy doesn’t mean free spirited it’s a literal slur for the romani people.

however, you can:

  • take aspects from open cultures and your culture
  • be a certain type of witch
  • do smoke cleansing
  • study herbology
  • have a patrnous/familiar
  • do tarot
  • make moon water
  • do basically anything that isn’t from a closed culture

do things from open cultures and your culture, don’t take from other closed cultures because, again, it’s culturalΒ appropriation

and when i mean CaucasianΒ i mean

I’m a mut, spanning from every which culture, spirits are not bound by color when being reincarnated. If you feel you are this or that, and you take it seriously and are respectful, then all the power to you. Do NOT let anyone tell you what you can or can’t be, do not let ANYONE limit you. The Spirit is not bound by mundane β€œrace”.

this is it,the worst thing i’ve ever read

like yes… race is a social construct… but that doesn’t suddenly negate the harm and consequences to your racist actions. maybe think about how race is socially constructed in different ways than just “how can i use this to benefit myself?” because, maybe race is something that actually affects other people