kirkvvall:

i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of goingΒ β€œunfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he saysΒ β€œif you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”

bardicbottom:

barry-bluejeans:

probablylucasmiller:

awfulpigeon:

themacklemorebrothers:

uselessgaywhovian:

review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible

four straight cis white men talk about their ocs

Bad advice from men claiming to be your siblings

Man who plays video games for a living thinks he’s smart enough to be on a medical podcast with a real live doctor

Three dudes get high and decide that they’re going to be in Trolls 2

These are all about the fucking McElroys.

glumshoe:

I have no actual desire to meet the McElroys but if I ever have the opportunity, I’d like to come prepared with fan art of my β€œMcElroy OC” and ask them to sign my picture of the secret fourth brother, Griffin’s long-lost goth twin Manticore.

transpunkspacejunk:

justin mcelroy: fantastic friend-shaped ageless deity who likely has the power to grant hilarious and extremely specific magical favors

travis mcelroy: nice and funny humanoid alien with a lumberjack aesthetic who has taken a liking to people and decided to stay long-term

griffin mcelroy: frightening but ultimately harmless trickster demon possessing the body of an IT helpdesk employee, genuinely just here for a laff